Saturday, May 29, 2010

Wait, this isn't Facebook?

In the beginning of 2010 we all felt like we were coming into a new age. An age where could put all of the failures behind us. That is, until someone's tech blog somehow managed to be higher in Google's search results when a person searched for "Facebook Login". This resulted in over 21 pages of some of the most hilarious comments ever. And yes, I'm leaving the names in because you idiots should be ashamed of yourselves.


1.Ok If I have to I will comment,I love facebook so right now just want to log in if thats ok with you..lol Keep up the good work...
Posted by:Gladys Louise Davis | February 10, 2010 9:12 AM


2.whilst i do use facebook i am starting to worry that they appear to show no desire to let me leave and take my stuff with me.. my photos, my contacts, my emails, my 'wall'.
at least with hotmail, yahoo, gmail, aol they all have that friendly 'import / export' button. I'm surprised, in particular after the latest privacy settings changes that there haven't been more facebook / privacy stories.
Posted by:alex | February 10, 2010 9:16 AM


3.ok cool now can I get to facebook
Posted by:fuccinwayne | February 10, 2010 9:39 AM


4.I truly love Faceback.I am able to talk to more then one person.
Posted by:Diane Helwig-Lewis | February 10, 2010 9:41 AM


5.The new facebook sucks> NOW LET ME IN.
Posted by:John Blair | February 10, 2010 9:47 AM


6.when can we log in?
Posted by:kathy | February 10, 2010 9:53 AM


7.I WANT THE OLD FAFEBOOK BACK THIS SHIT IS WACK!!!!!
Posted by:Nicole Gray | February 10, 2010 9:54 AM


8.just want to get on facebook
Posted by:cassandra james | February 10, 2010 10:01 AM


9.please give me back the old facebook login this is crazy.................
Posted by:Nancy Morgan | February 10, 2010 10:04 AM


10.EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY NOT JUST LEAVE IT ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!1111
Posted by:Facebook User | February 10, 2010 10:05 AM


11.I just want to sign in............
Posted by:Ann Morgan | February 10, 2010 10:09 AM


12.I just want to log in to Facebook - what with the red color and all? LOLLLOLOL!!!!!111
Posted by:Frederic Lardinois | February 10, 2010 10:13 AM


13.I was just learning,why would you mess it up?
Posted by:Richard Gordon | February 10, 2010 10:13 AM


14.wtf is this bullshttttttttttt all about. can i get n plzzzzzzzzz
Posted by:M arvin Scott | February 10, 2010 10:17 AM


15.What is going on? You are totally confusing me. Knock-knock. Anybody there? Let me in. Katherine
Posted by:Katherine Radway Hegedus | February 10, 2010 10:19 AM


16.IAM NEW AT FACEBOOK NOW WITH CHANGES IAM LOSSSSSSSSST!
Posted by:Joyce Marable | February 10, 2010 10:22 AM


17.All I want to do is log in, this sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Posted by:Janet Pacholski Widner | February 10, 2010 10:22 AM


18.LIKED THE OLD FACEBOOK SING IN.............
Posted by:Ida Mitchell | February 10, 2010 10:24 AM


19.This is such a mess I can't do a thing on my facebook .The changes you have made are ridiculous,I can't even login!!!!!I am very upset!!!
Posted by:Facebook User | February 10, 2010 10:24 AM


20.Can we log into face book? This is crazy I want to get all my info off and be done with this. I recently moved from MN to SC Myrtle Beach and facebook was a great way to keep in touch with family and friends but this is getting to be to difficult.
Posted by:Dawn Norsby | February 10, 2010 10:32 AM


21.log in please.
Posted by:Raymond Stafford | February 10, 2010 10:38 AM


22.i need the old facebook this new one is very bad bbbbbbbbbbuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Posted by:Alfonso Castillo | February 10, 2010 10:40 AM


23.HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by:Judy Graham | February 10, 2010 10:43 AM


24.What have they done now. It's not simple enough for me to figure out.
Posted by:Benny Hough | February 10, 2010 10:46 AM


25.i just started useing face book so i dont really care
Posted by:philipp | February 10, 2010 10:46 AM


26.How do you get in?
Posted by:Benny Hough | February 10, 2010 10:54 AM


27.I JUST WANT TO LOGIN IN TO FACEBOOK!
Posted by:Billy Parrish | February 10, 2010 10:58 AM


28.OK can I long in now
Posted by:Cindy Talley-Ward | February 10, 2010 11:00 AM


29.I'M lost, If It's not broken why fix It?
Posted by:stephanie messina | February 10, 2010 11:01 AM


30.
This is a little confusing until I get used to it.
Posted by:Jean Marie Corsini | February 10, 2010 11:01 AM


31.I am not happy!!!,I was starting to feel comfortable with it now I am all confuse How do I sign in?
Posted by:Victoria Pichardo | February 10, 2010 11:02 AM


32.all I want to do is lon in to y home page
Posted by:Cindy Talley-Ward | February 10, 2010 11:03 AM


33.Why couldn't you just leave well enough alone!!!
Posted by:Gloria Modzelewski Gaudet | February 10, 2010 11:04 AM


34.why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by:Anthony E Boston | February 10, 2010 11:09 AM


35.I don't like the new facebook. Why fix something that isn't broken. this really sucks..
Posted by:Joanne Martucci Kellerman | February 10, 2010 11:20 AM


36.Why can't I get on ???
Posted by:Stephanie Messina | February 10, 2010 11:21 AM


37.All I wanted to do was LOG IN TO MY FACE BOOK ACCOUNT! I don't like this new way! "If it an't broke why fix it?"
Posted by:Valerie Jean Thompson Merricks | February 10, 2010 11:21 AM


38.WTH??? We need the old FB back...this is ridiculous!!!
Posted by:Lauri Lewandowski | February 10, 2010 11:23 AM


39.this is just way to funny.........
Posted by:Theresa Powell | February 10, 2010 11:23 AM


40.THIS SUCKS I DONT LIKE IT AT ALL................
Posted by:Hollie Powell | February 10, 2010 11:28 AM


41.now that you have managed to mess up the whole system how do i get back to login?
Posted by:Facebook User | February 10, 2010 11:29 AM


42.Hola a todos es un dia muy hermoso
Posted by:Roldan | February 10, 2010 11:31 AM


43.Nothing like being taken hostage on our own computer :-(
Posted by:Deborah Moody | February 10, 2010 11:33 AM


44.I don't like the new face book page. I want the old face book page back. Plus the updates run slow or the pages freezes
Posted by:Debi | February 10, 2010 11:35 AM


45.O HAI GUYS WHATS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD?
Posted by:Jolie O'Dell | February 10, 2010 11:42 AM


46.Just let me in please
Posted by:Facebook User | February 10, 2010 11:49 AM


47.Why wont you let me sign in?
Posted by:Facebook User | February 10, 2010 11:52 AM


48.Seams like all of the comets i read agree with me you people messed up royal i was enjoying facebook now i am thinking of getting rid of it all
Posted by:Dan Danahoo | February 10, 2010 11:54 AM


49.I LOVE FACE BOOK CONNECTED W/PEOPLE I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL W/ESPECIALY ONE CLOSE FRIEND.KNOW LET ME LOG IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by:John DeSalvo | February 10, 2010 11:57 AM


50.This is what happens when people use Google to enter sites instead of typing it on their address bar...
Damn you all Farmville users...
Posted by:Rodrigo | February 10, 2010 11:57 AM


51.This sucks,why when something works and we get used to it,they have to change it and mess it up!
Posted by:Rita Wooldridge | February 10, 2010 12:02 PM


52.Quit this crap and let me sign in!
Posted by:Dennis Vanderhoef | February 10, 2010 12:06 PM


53.Could I just log on please!
Posted by:susan metzgar | February 10, 2010 12:07 PM


54.Quit this carp and let me sign in!
Posted by:Dennis Vanderhoef | February 10, 2010 12:08 PM


55.i liked the old way better what advantages do we have with the new way takes to long to sign in fix it back
Posted by:Chad Farmer | February 10, 2010 12:11 PM


56.
I just want to get into my Facebook page.
Posted by:Wendy Fischer | February 10, 2010 12:11 PM


57.dont like new face book
Posted by:phyllis thompson | February 10, 2010 12:11 PM


58.I am going to delete my account (IF I CAN EVER LOG IN) as this SUCKS BIG TIME ! If this does not get back to NORMAL you are going to lose a lot of folks who hate this and as you can see from all the comments they think it sucks too !!! facebook was great for connecting with old friends ...now, NOT SO MUCH. SO HOW DO I LOG IN ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Posted by:Laraine Tressler | February 10, 2010 12:12 PM


59.Just let me sign in
Posted by:Dennis Vanderhoef | February 10, 2010 12:12 PM


60.this sucksssss how do i get on my screen?
Posted by:vincent diverniero | February 10, 2010 12:13 PM


61.Looking good
Posted by:Vick Rogers | February 10, 2010 12:16 PM


62.this sucks
Posted by:Marie Bernard | February 10, 2010 12:21 PM


63.bring me back old facebook
this is sheet
Posted by:niko lov | February 10, 2010 12:32 PM


64.hello i want in now whats goin on,jus wen i wasstartin 2 ike it
Posted by:Maria Mendoza | February 10, 2010 12:33 PM


65.im glad im not da only one mad
hopefuly it might get us somewhermayb
Posted by:Maria Mendoza | February 10, 2010 12:38 PM


66.on a big snow storm????????????????????????

Posted by:jeremy | February 10, 2010 12:38 PM


67.I HATE THE NEW FACEBOOK PAGE , IN FACT I HAVE STARTED TO VISIT IT LESS, BECAUSE IT IS A HASSLE
Posted by:marsha | February 10, 2010 12:40 PM


68.Who's idea was this?? Hope he's not too big to fire cause he just LOST a bunch of faithful users. Chances are it'll never be the same as it was before....cya
Posted by:PDS | February 10, 2010 12:40 PM


69.sucks
Posted by:Facebook User | February 10, 2010 12:41 PM


70.This is a waste of everyone's time!!! Fix this fast!!
Posted by:David Wells | February 10, 2010 12:41 PM


71.this is a bunch of bullsh--! am i loged in?
Posted by:Denise Atkins | February 10, 2010 12:42 PM


72.The new facebook is ok
Posted by:Jane Adkins Naccarato | February 10, 2010 12:45 PM


73.ummm guys? Everyone realizes this page is not Facebook right? To login to Facebook, go to Facebook, and use the login option. This is a blog post about Facebook which references logging in.
Posted by:Kate | February 10, 2010 12:50 PM


74.i just want to get on fb and what a mess this is. How do you get on? Help
Posted by:Myra Cooper | February 10, 2010 12:52 PM


75.what the fuck!!!!!~!~
Posted by:jeff | February 10, 2010 1:04 PM


76.Like the old log in better!!!
Posted by:Tiffany | February 10, 2010 1:05 PM


77.I was having a bad day before I saw this thread. Feeling better now. Thanks, all of you! Awesome comments thread XD
Posted by:Scott Anderson | February 10, 2010 1:09 PM


78.Why do all these people think RWW is Facebook? What search term are they putting into Google to get to this page?
Posted by:Facebook User | February 10, 2010 1:09 PM


79.i dont like the new
Posted by:Ashley Davis Holdbrooks | February 10, 2010 1:09 PM


80.I would just like to login please. I love facebook.
Posted by:Karen Sehon | February 10, 2010 1:10 PM


81.im going back to my fuckin space u ass holes have to fuck up a good this !!!!! dumn asses
Posted by:jeff | February 10, 2010 1:10 PM


82.This is the most awesome comment thread ever. Thank you everyone for making my day.
I know the Interwebs can be confusing and what's with all these boxes at the top of your browser window?
Posted by:Patrick Thornton | February 10, 2010 1:10 PM


83.hello
Posted by:Karen Collins Sehon | February 10, 2010 1:12 PM


84.WOW. LOL.
Posted by:Mona Nomura | February 10, 2010 1:13 PM


85.for those of you that want to get in face book now just go to Bing..put in face book and search (or it will pop up) hit on face book login and it takes you to your password page...i did it....
if this ever gets back to normal I will use the address bar from now on.....
Posted by:Laraine Tressler | February 10, 2010 1:15 PM


86.*likes this*
Posted by:Carl | February 10, 2010 1:15 PM


87.Comment no. 81: "im going back to my fuckin space u ass holes have to fuck up a good this !!!!! dumn asses"
There is just way too much epic hilarity in this thread -- blog comment GOLD.
Posted by:Mona Nomura | February 10, 2010 1:16 PM


88.This is too funny. No, really, it's TOO funny. The desperation in the voices of those separated from their beloved Facebook. The nearly crack-like addiction apparent in their comments. The bizarro lack of awareness of where they are (as in, not at the Facebook site). Love the Farmville comment Rodrigo!
Posted by:Robin Luymes | February 10, 2010 1:17 PM


89.I can only assume these idiots are typing "facebook login" into google.
This made my day... people are hilarious. I find it even funnier that they read presumably read the post, found a comment box, and posted a comment, all without figuring out they weren't actually on Facebook.
Posted by:Addison Ryan | February 10, 2010 1:19 PM


90.WHAT THE HELL??????? I JUST WANT TO SIGN IN. LOL
Posted by:Tammy Dudley | February 10, 2010 1:22 PM


91.Ok so just when i thought I had about 65% learned facebook, you go and change stuff. No fair.
Posted by:Tina Veasley | February 10, 2010 1:23 PM


92.Hahaha, funny thread! :)
Posted by:Wolfgang | February 10, 2010 1:24 PM


93.i dont like this its to much for such a simple thing
Posted by:Anthony Rubino | February 10, 2010 1:26 PM


94.These people should search for "bookmark" first. My favorite: "The new facebook is ok" ... like Facebook turning into RWW isn't all bad. Wow, stunning thread. Too funny, but kind of tragic at the same time!
Posted by:segdeha.com | February 10, 2010 1:27 PM


95.Ha ha, you forgot to tell all these users to not just type www.facebook.com into their browser, but to right click and bookmark/favorite/whatever facebook and use that bookmark so they never do something as stupid as using google to find facebook again (and don't encourage them to do that, using google to find a site you probably go to frequently is silly). Seems like Facebook didn't win any fans over with that last update, though.
Posted by:Rx | February 10, 2010 1:28 PM


96.oh facebook. I hope you realize you have many miles to go before many of your users figure out FB connect. meanwhile let me just say WHEREZ MY FACEBOOK I WANNA LET ME IN SUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Posted by:John Dimatos | February 10, 2010 1:30 PM


97.Agreed! Best comment thread ever. How do more of these people not get caught up in phishing schemes?
Posted by:Dillon Smith | February 10, 2010 1:30 PM


98.I just want to be able to sign in without any hassle!
Posted by:Rebecca Coe Parton | February 10, 2010 1:33 PM


99.I just want to log in to Facebook. I don't have time to mess around with all this other stuff!
Posted by:Linda Monks Laux | February 10, 2010 1:40 PM


100.All well and good but all I want to do is sign in and play My Farmville game now how do I get on.
Posted by:Colin Burkhardt | February 10, 2010 1:43 PM


101.What the heck is wrong with these people? This is awesome!
Posted by:adamvonwillis | February 10, 2010 1:44 PM


102.I had to leave Facebook because each time I wanted to log in my password was not recognize . Therefore I had to get another one and the same BS was doing te same thing again .I hope this new stuff will not do this .
Posted by:Glanec | February 10, 2010 1:46 PM


103.This reminds me of an article I read recently about the ever-escalating rate of illiteracy in America. It makes you wonder how these people ever make it down the street alive, much less how they are able to log into Facebook.
Posted by:Facebook User | February 10, 2010 1:46 PM


104.Wow. I can't decided if most of these comments are real or not. Either way, it definitely made my day.
Posted by:mikepk | February 10, 2010 1:47 PM


105.i need help with my next hit on mafiawarz TO. FAR BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL.
Posted by:Ben D | February 10, 2010 1:48 PM


106.I don't like to be all snobby internet guy either, but this thread is truly hilarious.
i agree with the comment about illiteracy, and was thinking about this the other day.
in our schools, we don't teach kids about the basic things like using a phone, a TV, a screwdriver, or whatever. that's up to the parents.
so if kids are expected to learn how to use computers themselves, what else do we expect! I know kids learn computers in grammar school, but i doubt email and internet are part of the curriculum
Posted by:JR | February 10, 2010 1:50 PM


107.I've never seen so many captials and typos all at once.
Good point by commenter #103: how do they survive in the world? Can they manage an ATM, a phone, a calculator?
Thanks for the LULZ though :)
Posted by:Nils Geylen | February 10, 2010 1:51 PM


108.How do I login to Facebook? what's the new url :P
Posted by:novohuevo | February 10, 2010 1:53 PM


109.stupid AOL users, we should've cut you guys off when we had the chance
Posted by:mark | February 10, 2010 1:53 PM


110.One more reason to use Disqus.
Posted by:Robert Sterling | February 10, 2010 1:56 PM


111.Omg.
Posted by:Shannon | February 10, 2010 1:57 PM


112.So I just thought of a pretty good literacy test for deciding whether people are allowed to internet
Posted by:name (required) | February 10, 2010 1:57 PM


113.You reallllly don't want to know what I think. I was doing pretty good until now. I want a nice EASY login like I had before!!!!!
Posted by:Gwen Hicks | February 10, 2010 1:57 PM


114.I understood the old Facebook interface. The UI is not user friendly and difficult to navigate. The new interface has some kind of atlas-like graphic with icons that look like little people with dotted lines between them. Tried clicking on those but they don't do anything. Where do I enter my password for authentication, that is a challenge.
Posted by:Rich Perrkunes | February 10, 2010 2:00 PM


115.Wow, what an epic comment thread. Can't figure out if this is for real, or some big joke coordinated by some silly internet forum (4chan anyone?).
I can't easily find what keyword search comes up with this article on the first page of results. Anyone have any ideas?
Posted by:David Murphy | February 10, 2010 2:00 PM


116.Can you help retrieve my AltaVista password? My email is UniBashRadio@netscape.com.
Posted by:Jay Mackin | February 10, 2010 2:02 PM


117.@David, it's real. We've determined by looking at our traffic stats that people are doing Google searches for "facebook login" and coming upon RWW. They see the FB Connect button and assume that RWW is the "new Facebook."
Sigh.
The Internet Is Hard.
Posted by:Jolie O'Dell | February 10, 2010 2:04 PM


118.I think I may have signed in with my Twitter Oauth. Not sure if that worked. But how do I get onto the new Facebook.
Posted by:Henry Hill | February 10, 2010 2:05 PM


119.i want the old facebook back!!!!
Posted by:Susan J Barber Bunnell | February 10, 2010 2:07 PM


120.This page also comes up as #3 for "login to facebook". It was #5 earlier in the day. By evening, it will be #1. By March, Facebook will be out of business, and RWW will have 400 million users. You'll have to build a datacenter just to host this comment thread.
Posted by:Warren Benedetto | February 10, 2010 2:09 PM


121.@Warren *likes*
That was hilarious. =)
Posted by:Jolie O'Dell | February 10, 2010 2:10 PM


122.Please, remove the warning from the article. Let us all "try to login to facebook." It will help us to use the internets better.
Posted by:Seras | February 10, 2010 2:10 PM


123.
This thread of responses is the single most awesome, tragicomic example of internet stupid I've ever been lucky to witness. It's like having Carrot Top pull my spleen out through my nostril.
Screw the blog post's actual topic. The post itself is a brilliant innovation. Genius! Think about this! Everyone who can't figure out that this is a blog post about Facebook, not Facebook itself, is actually prevented from finding Facebook and logging in! Which means-- think about this, world! -- we don't have to read their status updates anymore!
It's like a digital kiddie-pen that prevents the intertube impaired from falling down the stairwell of social media!
Thank you, RWW!
Posted by:Captain Obvious | February 10, 2010 2:12 PM


124.Haha, this comment thread is hillarious. What's wrong with people? How on earth did all these weirdos and up on readwriteweb in the first place? Feel like I entered the twilightzone :)
Posted by:Morten Skogly | February 10, 2010 2:14 PM


125.this page is the second hit in a google news search for "facebook login"
Posted by:mark | February 10, 2010 2:15 PM


126.It's no fun when you break my toys.Very bad move on facebook part.
Posted by:Ken Vail | February 10, 2010 2:17 PM


127.DO ANYBODY NO HOW TO GET TO FLAKEBOOK?
Posted by:Silent3 | February 10, 2010 2:24 PM


128.I can't get any stream available on my cell at ALL! THIS SUCKS!
Posted by:kim | February 10, 2010 2:24 PM


129.These comments made my day.
Posted by:Leonard R. Pohl | February 10, 2010 2:24 PM


130.I want to get into Facebook. How about it? Yes or No? Norm
Posted by:Norm King | February 10, 2010 2:24 PM


131.Jolie- GIVE ME MY OLD FACEBOOK BACK YOU STEAL MY SHIT ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL FLIP A LID YOU STALKER.
SRSLY.
Posted by:Andrew Hyde | February 10, 2010 2:25 PM


132.what the hell are all these comments about? plz?
Posted by:peter cowan | February 10, 2010 2:27 PM


133.WHERE IS TEH KENNY LOGINS?
GIMME TEH KENNY LOGINS!
Posted by:Ef Rodriguez | February 10, 2010 2:27 PM


134.i think this new facebook is awful , please put it back the way it was ....thank you
Posted by:judy stewart | February 10, 2010 2:31 PM


135.NEW FACEBOOK SUCKS. PLEASE LET ME IN...
Posted by:Ross | February 10, 2010 2:32 PM


136.it sucks
Posted by:Mike Downing | February 10, 2010 2:32 PM


137.Can it get more confusing?
Posted by:Michael Reichle | February 10, 2010 2:34 PM


138.where do i login at?DAMN MAN!!
Posted by:Lee Daraban | February 10, 2010 2:40 PM


139.The Internet is Serious Business
Posted by:Brian Mars | February 10, 2010 2:52 PM


140.This thread reminds me of the time my grandfather typed his phone number into the microwave's keypad, then wondered why his kitchen was on fire.
(Seriously, that happened.)
Posted by:Warren Benedetto | February 10, 2010 2:55 PM


141.Captain Obvious, I love you and want to have your babies.
Once more with feeling for the hard of thinking: This is not Facebook. You've as much chance of signing into Facebook from here as you would have if you rocked on up to Sainsbury.co.uk.
Also:
Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out...
Posted by:Facebook User | February 10, 2010 2:55 PM


142.i was just getting used to useing the old one why do you guys change it we liked it the way it was please put it back. thank u
Posted by:deb | February 10, 2010 2:56 PM


143.I just promoted this search result on Google. Doing my part to immanentize the Eschaton.
Posted by:Brian Mars | February 10, 2010 2:58 PM


144.I want this moment to last forever.
Posted by:Facebook User | February 10, 2010 2:59 PM


145.This thread made me laugh so hard at work that tears came to my eyes and I had to reassure coworkers I was OK. Thanks. I needed that!
Posted by:ahnie | February 10, 2010 3:01 PM


146.Don't like the new page. Bring back the old one.
Posted by:Facebook User | February 10, 2010 3:05 PM


147.Oooooooooh.
@ Brian Mars: Nice use of eschaton.
I don't know what's scarier: the idea that this thread is a sign of the end times, or that it's a sign of the status-quo
Posted by:Captain Obvious | February 10, 2010 3:09 PM


148.Who knew it would be so much fun to witness such a conglomeration of mistaken Facebook (or Fafebook or Flakebook or other mispellings) addicts come together in confused irritation being misled into demanding this blog rectify the problem of not being able to log into Facebook from a non-Facebook site. I didn't. But it was. Could be the start of a new internet meme. Must keep eyes peeled now.
Thanks for the smiles.
Posted by:head shaker | February 10, 2010 3:11 PM


149.haha, it's spreading.
hey guys, your friend georgiann is all alone over here:
http://www.khabrein.info/news/New_Facebook_homepage__new_Facebook_changes_and_new_Facebook_login_page__Google_Facebook_on_a_warpath_1265743727/
Posted by:Skye Williamson | February 10, 2010 3:13 PM


150.When I tried to log in to Facebook, I found the comforting chatter of my online friends was replaced by a collection of thoughtful online essays that carefully source their claims, that has an easily-accessible archive that offers a long-term view of a subject, and that is written by authors have expertise and a high professional profile. There are few references to Farmville here.
What happened?
And could the good people at ReadWriteWeb please arrange for the same thing to happen to Twitter next?
Posted by:Dennis G. Jerz | February 10, 2010 3:13 PM


151.i do not like this, please go back to the old one or drop me from facebook.
Posted by:Barbara Jones | February 10, 2010 3:14 PM


152.WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN ON WITH THIS FACEBOOK.. FIRST YOU WANNA CHARGE NA YOU WANNA NOT LET US LOG IN..... UGH STOP CHANGIN IT I LIKE THE OLD FB.... IF YOU ARE THE NEW OWNER YOU SUCK AND I WISH YOU WOULD CREATE UR OWN SHTY AND LEAVE FB ALONE LOSER.........
Posted by:LaTasha Thornton | February 10, 2010 3:17 PM


153.@ Dennis: GENIUS
Posted by:Captain Obvious | February 10, 2010 3:18 PM


154.My daughters&sons show me how 2 use facbook,Iwas confuse then now i'm really confuse just let me log in the old way this way really sucks!!!!!!!!

Posted by:Shernette | February 10, 2010 3:18 PM


155.this is a waste of time, go back to the way it was!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by:Simone Lechenne | February 10, 2010 3:23 PM


156.Please get these people off of my Internet.
Posted by:Facebook User | February 10, 2010 3:23 PM


157.Slogan suggestion
Facebook: You need to be this dumb to enter (or not).
Posted by:Gold | February 10, 2010 3:25 PM


158.it never fails the crappy aol that nobody likes teams up with facebook which everybody likews then change it all around
Posted by:jack houghtaling | February 10, 2010 3:25 PM


159.Perhaps this could lead to a newbie's rights campaign to replace the search box on Google with a Facebook login? Or maybe compulsory Facebook login boxes at the top of every web page?
It is a great lesson in never overestimating users' level of tech savvy though. For many people computers are still complicated, hard to use, and confusing.
Maybe Facebook on the iPad will help...
Posted by:serenare | February 10, 2010 3:30 PM


160.i just started on Face Book now I have to relearn the new way
Posted by:Deborah Hallman | February 10, 2010 3:31 PM


161.Thank you for all of the new features, Facebook owner-guy! I am especially fond of all the articles that you have published here. Where were they all this time?! What I wanted out of Facebook all this time were reports on current trends and products that would affect me and other high-tech geeks. Thanks for getting rid of all that Farmville crap... not sure why you ever thought that was a good idea anyway!
/sarcasm
Posted by:David Bergman | February 10, 2010 3:33 PM


162.Somebody is taking over Google!
Posted by:Pat Richardson | February 10, 2010 3:39 PM


163.make log in easier
Posted by:Renate Brauchler | February 10, 2010 3:43 PM


164.Make sign up easier & quicker
Posted by:Renate Brauchler | February 10, 2010 3:44 PM


165.Oh my. I'm trying to figure out if all the comments went meta at some point, and this became an elaborate joke, or what. 4chan? SA?
I LOL'ed, for real, several times reading through the comments.
And I wept a little bit for literacy and reading comprehension.
Posted by:Josh Bancroft | February 10, 2010 3:46 PM


166.What is going on? How do I log-in? I need help?????????
Posted by:Topaz Williams | February 10, 2010 3:54 PM


167.this is a bunch of garbage just let us on face book
Posted by:susan | February 10, 2010 4:00 PM


168.I especially enjoyed how in your added "Idiot Instructions" (TM) you used the ubiquitous and incredibly accessible "Click here". I'm not convinced that this is enough however. Perhaps add a flashing banner on the right which proclaims that readers are the 1 millionth visitor this month and have won a free FaceBook account? That should deal to them.
Posted by:Scott Mayo | February 10, 2010 4:03 PM


169.OH NO!! Read Write Web has become the prison of confused Facebook users! Let them out! Is RRW working with Google to ensnare all Facebook members to improve the all Caps Lock comment rate?
Posted by:Devon D'Ewart | February 10, 2010 4:06 PM


170.unsubscribe
Posted by:Facebook User | February 10, 2010 4:09 PM


171.I think this is a great case study on how much more interaction users will do if they have an easy comment system that doesn't require a login or registration.
When I google 'facebook login' the first hit I get is:
http://www.khabrein.info/news/New_Facebook_homepage__new_Facebook_changes_and_new_Facebook_login_page__Google_Facebook_on_a_warpath_1265743727/
Now the khabrein.info site only have one comment to their post, and it of course says 'help'.
But think of it #1 and #2 hits for the same query - and yet, #2 RWW is the one getting SO MANY comments. I think this goes to show how much easier and freeier (for better or worse) users feel to comment when they don't have to go through a registration process first.
Posted by:Case Study | February 10, 2010 4:10 PM


172.Also - so many of these comments had the FB icon next to them. Does this mean they had to LOG IN TO FB to even leave their comment? Oh, the irony.
Posted by:Case Study Snark | February 10, 2010 4:14 PM


173.It's just pure comedy gold. Thank you RWW for making my day.
Posted by:Raymond | February 10, 2010 4:16 PM


174.I like thr old way to sign in this sucks big time let me in
Posted by:Linda McGinty Brown | February 10, 2010 4:16 PM


175.this is not a good thing i just don't think u have thought this thru. I haven't made a decision yet but i might give facebook up this is too much trouble
Posted by:Terri Middleton | February 10, 2010 4:23 PM


176.This sucks . can we have the old way back?
Posted by:Charlene Luttrell | February 10, 2010 4:23 PM


177.This needs to get higher on Digg -- http://digg.com/comedy/Facebook_Wants_to_Be_Your_One_True_Login_2
Posted by:Chris Cameron | February 10, 2010 4:32 PM


178.I hate all this changing. Just looking for a way to log in.This is very frustrating!! This is ridiculous. Are you looking for people to get disgusted and use another site?
Posted by:Wendy | February 10, 2010 4:38 PM


179.let me in my page
Posted by:Marilyn Montgomery | February 10, 2010 4:40 PM


180.YOU FUCKING IDIOTS! IT'S A FUCKING BLOG ABOUT FACEBOOK. GO TO FACEBOOK.COM.
Posted by:III | February 10, 2010 4:45 PM


181.I hate this bring the old facebook back. Cannot login.
Posted by:Peggy | February 10, 2010 4:48 PM


182.I am in love. With this thread. At first, I thought it was a well-orchestrated joke. But I am starting to think this is really actually happening. If this is real.... O....M.....G..... I am laughing so hard, I got "pants on the ground".
@Jolie - are you telling me that you rank higher than Facebook on "Facebook login"? Holy moly SEO! It's like out-googling The Google.
If every minute of laughter adds a minute to my life, I'm gonna live forever.
Now, GIVE ME BACK MY FACEBOOK. LET ME IN! NOW! I WANT MY A**BOOK BACK!
Posted by:Maria Ogneva | February 10, 2010 4:49 PM


183.HELL,WHERE IS THE FACEBOOK PAGE.DAM!SOON AS YOU LEARN ONE THING HERE WE CHANGING SHIT.
Posted by:Sylvester Kennedy | February 10, 2010 4:53 PM


184.Might I suggest you write the URL for Facebook on the palm of your hand? Or maybe tattoo it. F***ing morons.
Posted by:micapam | February 10, 2010 4:56 PM


185.Are you all retarded? This is not facebook.
Posted by:Durpadoo | February 10, 2010 4:56 PM


186.I thought that I was the only one. How do we get in?
Posted by:Carole Bazzell | February 10, 2010 4:58 PM


187.THIS Sh-- sucks when can i find the place to login so i can Delete MY Facebook Page and all my contents.I personaly don't need this Headach.Posted 02-10-10 ELM
Posted by:Eugene McMurray | February 10, 2010 5:00 PM


188.i dont like this new changes i like the way was before and now is a disaster at list live the page the same of before i dont' care if they change the owner.ok?bye now hope you go back the same of before
Posted by:Ribezzi Daniela | February 10, 2010 5:00 PM


189.#170 -- You forgot to misspell "unsubscribe". Otherwise, I'd vote your comment the funniest!
Posted by:Kevin J. Woolley | February 10, 2010 5:04 PM


190.Comedy. Gold.
I was talking recently with someone about the persistent ubiquity of MSN, despite a million other (better) options, and the ludicrous notion that there is such a thing as a "homepage" in the first place. We came to the conclusion that MSN remains a market leader because, to the vast majority of people, it is the Internet. After all, you get your brand new computer, you start it up, you click IE (thus killing a kitten), and you land at MSN. You've arrived! Don't change a thing!
The revolution will not be livestreamed, that's for goddamn sure.
I'm not saying that this is worth investigating, but I'd be interested to see how many of the folks arrived from Bing vs. Google...
Posted by:J-P Voilleque | February 10, 2010 5:05 PM


191.
I was just learning how get logged in and find my way around,now I'm all messed up . Thanks!!
Posted by:Verna James Ackerson | February 10, 2010 5:11 PM


192.TYPE "FACEBOOK.COM" IN THE ADDRESS BAR IN YOUR BROWSER
HOLY *FUCK*
Posted by:Roselyn Roark | February 10, 2010 5:17 PM


193.Won't somebody please think of the children?
Posted by:Steven Heath | February 10, 2010 5:23 PM


194.LEAVE IT ALONE
Posted by:Steve Rushton | February 10, 2010 5:24 PM


195.OMG this is one hilarious mess! Like a trap for stupid people... like those finger cuff toys where you stick two fingers but can't pull them out.
Posted by:Jason R. Hunter | February 10, 2010 5:24 PM


196.It's worse, Jason.
Posted by:Roselyn Roark | February 10, 2010 5:26 PM


197.And these are just the ones who figured out the comment system!!
Just add a Farmville button to your blog and be done with it.
Posted by:Andrew | February 10, 2010 5:27 PM


198.I'm like a rat in a Skinner box here.
Refresh. LOL. Refresh. LOL. Refresh. ROFLMAO. Refresh. OMGWTFLOL
Posted by:Warren Benedetto | February 10, 2010 5:31 PM


199.For the sake of humanity I hope that every idiot posting 'help' after page 3 is a troll. Please, oh please. Please. Don't be real.
Posted by:waldo | February 10, 2010 5:36 PM


200.Whoever said "I want this moment to last forever", thank you for making me literally chuckle out loud.
This is perhaps the funniest thing I've ever seen.
Posted by:Matt Binder | February 10, 2010 5:41 PM


201.Comment 156. "Please get these people off of my Internet."
Where did my 'Like' button go?
Posted by:Emma Weatherill | February 10, 2010 5:44 PM


202.How do I log in?
Posted by:Royetta Wells | February 10, 2010 5:48 PM


203.I'm not very pleased now w/ the new facebook. Simplified? Well, I'm not so sure. I typed a message to my daughter and went to send it and could not fine a SEND button!! I couldn't even close the message box and had to close the whole site and log back online. AARRRGGHHHH! Please, let me know where it went.
Posted by:Sandra | February 10, 2010 5:51 PM


204.I like the other way better,,,, this is way to much to
go thru just to log on to facebook
Posted by:Pam Gibson | February 10, 2010 5:52 PM


205.Is there light at the end of the Stupid tunnel?
This site isn't on top of google searches anymore, there's a warning in the article, AND there are tonnes of comments ridiculing them, yet.. it doesn't end!
Thanks for the laughs though!
Posted by:RaGe | February 10, 2010 5:53 PM


206.I'm only the 20th person to complain, but it took four tries.
Posted by:Marcia Rogers | February 10, 2010 5:55 PM


207.OOOOHHH NOESSSSSSSS MY FACEBOOK!!!
Posted by:Smucky | February 10, 2010 5:58 PM


208.that was supposed to say 207th. Am I being edited?
Posted by:Marcia Rogers | February 10, 2010 6:00 PM


209.I THINK THERE JUST WANT TO COUNT HOW MANY TIMES WE SAY IT SUCK. THERE BORED
Posted by:OCTABIA | February 10, 2010 6:04 PM


210.the joke is on the one's who cant figure it out.)fb is sittin back laughin
Posted by:OCTABIA | February 10, 2010 6:11 PM


211.Good news! I found out how to get the old Facebook back!
I just need your bank details to authorise the change.
Email me your bank account number, online banking password, facebook username and password and your home address and I'll get back to you in 5 minutes with your old familiar Facebook!
Posted by:Andrew | February 10, 2010 6:12 PM


212.This sucks so bad!!!! Time to go back to MYSPACE!!!
Posted by:Jennifer McCullough | February 10, 2010 6:17 PM


213.This sucks!!! Time to go back to MYSPACE
Posted by:Facebook User | February 10, 2010 6:19 PM


214.Log in Please
Posted by:thomasmatlack | February 10, 2010 6:22 PM


215.Just post your Facebook username and password here and one of our support technicians will be in touch.
-Facebook support team
Posted by:Facebook Tech Support | February 10, 2010 6:24 PM


216.I love facebook. It is a great way to connect with people on a regular basis. However - I JUST WANT TO SIGN IN and eerytime I try to get on lately it has changed. STOP.
Posted by:Ellie Goltz | February 10, 2010 6:25 PM


217.THIS SUCCCCKKKKSS!!!
Posted by:Barry Williams | February 10, 2010 6:31 PM


218.Now how do I get on? This is a maze. Please Put It back!
Posted by:Stephanie Messina | February 10, 2010 6:33 PM


219.Agree with #95 - using google to find a site you visit all the time is just retarded...
Add this to the tips:
type "facebook" into the address bar and hold down 'ctl' and press 'enter'
Try it... :-D
Posted by:viQleS | February 10, 2010 6:33 PM


220.Agree with #95 - using Google to search for a website you use all the time is retarded. (And you really shouldn't be advising people to do it that way...)
Add this to your tips:
Type "facebook" in your address bar, hold down 'CTL' and press 'Enter'
Try it :-D
Posted by:viQleS | February 10, 2010 6:41 PM


221.i do not loke it
Posted by:Karen Plummer | February 10, 2010 6:47 PM


222.i do not like this. i like the old way
Posted by:Karen Plummer | February 10, 2010 6:49 PM


223.ok
Posted by:Sylvia Alvarez | February 10, 2010 6:52 PM


224.lol, this is classic what a bunch of tards thinking this is facebook.
Posted by:Mark | February 10, 2010 7:07 PM


225.Holy shit I seriously can't stop laughing at the fact that SO many people thought this was the NEW Facebook. Mad LOLZ.
Posted by:Joe McCann | February 10, 2010 7:12 PM


226.Best comment thread ever? I think so.
Posted by:Sameer Vasta | February 10, 2010 7:12 PM


227.Boy you people are a bunch of frickin morons. Are all people that use Facebook so stupid?
Posted by:YouAreAllRetarded | February 10, 2010 7:12 PM


228.Soon Google will buy facebook and we'll all be surfing the web from within googleface. But the real topic should be..where's our @facebook.com email address's at!? That's what I'm waiting for.
Posted by:dave | February 10, 2010 7:36 PM


229.
@ Voilleque (#190): MSN? Surely not. My money's on "The Google" as the search engine of choice for this demographic.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/google_launches_the_google
Posted by:Captain Obvious | February 10, 2010 7:39 PM


230.LOL @ all the people thinking this is Facebook... idiots.
Posted by:Trevor Thompson | February 10, 2010 7:57 PM


231.omg - thank you internet - thank you RWW
this is one of the most amazing displays of stupidity and illiteracy i have ever seen.
Posted by:chris | February 10, 2010 8:01 PM


232.Facebook is fo=0ckin homo and not in a good way. NOW LET ME SIGHNS IN !!11111LOLCOPTER
Posted by:oversteps | February 10, 2010 8:03 PM


233.Heh. "AOL Instant Messager"
Posted by:Facebook User | February 10, 2010 8:06 PM


234.Why can't I get in? What have you done? Is this really worth it?
Posted by:betty r aymond | February 10, 2010 8:08 PM


235.This is what happens when people no longer know how to do anything for themselves, like reading or paying attention to what link they are clicking to get somewhere.
Perhaps this is the 'evil' side of google?
Posted by:Bastien Koert | February 10, 2010 8:17 PM


236.This may be the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life.
Posted by:Rochelle | February 10, 2010 8:18 PM


237.Why have you messed up login, when I just get used to familiar with it??????????????????? Cut the bu-- sh--.
Posted by:Chuck Chap Elrick | February 10, 2010 8:32 PM


238.This is a fascinating insight into what a scary and mysterious place the internet is for many people. They find their familiar paths and stick to them. Even if that path involves Googling Facebook. It's also a rare intersection of two entirely different types of Internet users. Wow.
Posted by:Dan Seaman | February 10, 2010 8:41 PM


239.THANKS A BUNCH TO UR KENYAN SOCILIST PRESIDENT B. HUSSAIN!!!
Posted by:Facebook User | February 10, 2010 8:50 PM


240.Now I know why Facebook doesn't give a d*mn about its users. (during redesign/privacy) I mean look at them. Whining about facebook login at RWW! The just redefined the word literacy.
Posted by:| Balu | | February 10, 2010 8:55 PM


241.Where'd ya put my Facebook page?
Posted by:Sarah Palin | February 10, 2010 8:55 PM


242.This is a total pain to sign in to FB... I don't like this Change!!!!
Posted by:Kay Bunnell | February 10, 2010 8:57 PM


243.
I did do a small experiment and logged out of FB. Facebook's login page is designed for a 1000 pixel wide screen. At 600 pixels wide, the login boxes are not visible.
So folks on older computers, older monitors, large text, may be first trying facebook.com -- even following the "click here" of the warning -- and may still be mystified. See comment 114, "The new interface has some kind of atlas-like graphic with icons that look like little people with dotted lines between them. Tried clicking on those but they don't do anything. Where do I enter my password for authentication, that is a challenge." That's what is on the left 600 pixels of the facebook page, the text entry boxes are to the right of the 600 pixels.
Perhaps the warning text should be updated to say, "Click here and scroll the browser window to the right." (Or is that to the left.)
Posted by:E.G. | February 10, 2010 9:11 PM


244.Gah! I did put Instant "Messager" instead of Messenger. Thanks for catching that.
For everyone else: at least you've landed in the most benign of places you could have when you searched for "facebook login" on Google. Look at the rest of those links, will ya?
I'm not sure, but I don't think "Facebook Login" is actually the real name of that one blogger.
Posted by:Mike Melanson | February 10, 2010 9:26 PM


245.This comment thread is a perfect demonstration of how Sarah Palin will be elected President in 2012. If you’re not smart enough to type, wait for it, "facebook.com" into a web browser, you sure as hell shouldn’t be able to vote.
Posted by:mudfarmer | February 10, 2010 9:37 PM


246.@245 totally agree, and thats the scary part. all these tards have our future in their hands.
This is the best comment thread I have read in a long time tho. Thanks RWW & all u tards
Posted by:Scott Judson | February 10, 2010 9:46 PM


247.hi
Posted by:Nini Reyes | February 10, 2010 9:52 PM


248.This thread is internet Darwinism. Those that haven't figured out that dang address bar at the top of their browser simply cannot access the website they're trying to get to, thus weeding out the less tech savvy from that website, or (hopefully) elevate their level of savviness to where they can once again log in.
Posted by:Dave | February 10, 2010 10:24 PM


249.what has changed this time?
Posted by:Pam Talley | February 10, 2010 10:34 PM


250.dude, how come I can't like any of these comments?? Come on, facebook!
Posted by:Mikalina Kirkpatrick | February 10, 2010 10:47 PM


251.I TRULY DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON BUT I FEEL LIKE CURSING SOMEBODY OUT!!!!!! I CAN'T EVEN GET TO MY WALL OR ANYTHING !!!! I FEEL LIKE I'V BEEN PUNKED PUT IT BACK LIKE IT WAS!!! YA'LL ACT LIKE YOU WANT TO BE TAKEN TO COURT OR SOMETHING ,I DON'T HAVE THIS KINDA TIME TO BE FOOLING ARROUND ALL I WANT TO DO IS GAIN ACCESS TO MY FACEBOOK PAGE WHAT'S REALLY UP????????
Posted by:Darlene R Reid | February 10, 2010 10:52 PM


252.this sucks and so does the new home page
Posted by:Brian Schoepflin | February 10, 2010 11:00 PM


253.
I do not like this new Facebook...........it keeps feeding me postings that i have no interest in....it is a pain in the rear end to get to friends and I cannot get to the few games that I would like to play with friends.
Sometimes new is not better than old
Unsatified Facebook User
Posted by:ethel wishnia-liss | February 10, 2010 11:08 PM


254.WTF this SUCKS
Posted by:Sen Able | February 10, 2010 11:20 PM


255.Frustrating ggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Posted by:Meredith Anne | February 11, 2010 12:02 AM


256.omg, the hits just keep on coming...
Everyone go uprank this on Google, I want this to go on forever!
Posted by:Addison Ryan | February 11, 2010 12:13 AM


257.Haha, these comments are gold!
Posted by:James Love | February 11, 2010 12:30 AM


258.Oh my god, you are all idiots! This isn't Facebook! Look at the URL (the address bar) - it's another website publishing an article about Facebook. If you want Facebook try www.facebook.com!!
I don't know how any of you even manage to turn a computer on. This is so scary.
Posted by:MB | February 11, 2010 1:00 AM


259.I had to drop a comment and be part of this epic thread. I think it's going to be referenced for years to come.
But on a more serious note, this is a snapshot of something gone terribly awry. So many people should not be so confused. It's insane.
I figure the problems lies either with three parties:
· RWW and their lousy SEO
· Google and their lousy indexing. Trust me, Google's SERPs have been pretty pathetic of late. I'm seeing so many distortions it's alarming.
· Facebook for making so many changes to their interface in such a short time. Their constant mimicking of Twitter makes them look terrified of falling behind and becoming irrelevant.
Ah, I hate FB, so let's blame it on them.
Posted by:Facebook User | February 11, 2010 1:30 AM


260.Seriously, we need to help these people. Otherwise how are they going to post stupid things on Facebook for us to laugh at on Lamebook and Failbooking?
Posted by:Facebook isn't that hard is it? | February 11, 2010 1:38 AM


261.Wow!
I mean just WOW!.... are people really this f**king stupid, and they rely so blindly on whatever the first link google throws up.
This is NOT facebook you clowns. How god damn retarded are you.
Posted by:Joe | February 11, 2010 1:54 AM


262.this retarded i have not got much time for this ihave 4 children who demand my time! what ever u guys r doin could u like do this yesterday?
Posted by:Lisa N Steve Vann | February 11, 2010 3:01 AM


263.RRW, please please please give us a report on your Google Analytics numbers after this fiasco?!? I'm dying to see any data: region, browser, whatever.
Posted by:Brad Weikel | February 11, 2010 3:05 AM


264.Quite possibly the funniest comments EVER on a blog post. Thank you, Internet gods. Thank you.
Posted by:Melissa DelGaudio | February 11, 2010 3:12 AM


265.This is NOT Facebook, it is readwriteweb! if yuo want Facebook, go to Facebook, you morons!
Posted by:Brian | February 11, 2010 3:19 AM


266.I HATE FB NOW. WHY DID THEY FUCK WITH SOMETHING SO GOOD
Posted by:Kim Marie | February 11, 2010 3:21 AM


267.I want to sign in.. There definatly a prob with this??
Posted by:Sandra Cornell | February 11, 2010 3:52 AM


268.Holy crap, I've never seen so many idiots in one place before.
Posted by:Wavey Davey | February 11, 2010 3:54 AM


269.WHY'WHY WHY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE CAN YOU JUST PUT FB BACK THE WAY IT WAS AND LET ME IN PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by:yvette | February 11, 2010 3:55 AM


270.This is BS. Go back to the old facebook. And let me sign damn it.
Posted by:Marie Ackerman Mims | February 11, 2010 4:07 AM


271.Jesus Christ, but it's hard to contain my absolute joy over so much unadulterated ignorance. I know computers can be confusing if you're not familiar with them, and I'm not laughing at that, but when you throw in the incoherent outrage and that sense of entitlement...
It's a good day to be alive.
Posted by:Oh, the happiness! | February 11, 2010 4:11 AM


272.thanks I just want to quickly check something and I have to go thru all this not happy
Posted by:Katherine Carnes | February 11, 2010 4:17 AM


273.I haven't laughed so much in ages. Thank you RWW for providing a platform to highlight the chasm that is The Digital Divide... people who know how to type "facebook.com" into their address bar vs those who, as Rodrigo points out, spend their lives playing Farmville.
Posted by:Bill Hunt | February 11, 2010 4:25 AM


274.Oh my fucking god, this is still going on? Hahaha
I need to become a Nigerian scammer.
Posted by:Roselyn Roark | February 11, 2010 4:30 AM


275.Haha, just for the sake of being part of it! People, easy way, press F6 on your keybord, it is on the top raw of keybord, probably 7th button from the left, and then just type facebook.com and press enter button, supposedly the largest button on your keyboard.
And yes, we demand google analytics data RWW, pleaseee!
Posted by:Nazar | February 11, 2010 4:36 AM


276.These comments are full of win. You rule, RWB!
Posted by:Stijn Vogels | February 11, 2010 4:51 AM


277.This made my day! Even when the last comment is one that spells out that this is NOT FACEBOOK, people immediately jump right in complaining about not being able to log in to Facebook!
Posted by:Amazed | February 11, 2010 5:01 AM


278.@alex, Since you are the originator of the content in facebook (photos, video, contact list) don't you already have copies of it? If you were able to export from facebook where would you import it to? Is there another service that can import facebook profiles?
Posted by:Khürt Williams ? | February 11, 2010 5:06 AM


279.In 10 years from now, people will still talk about this legendary thread. I now officially declare myself a part of it. Amen.
Posted by:Lelle Häggebrink | February 11, 2010 5:13 AM


280.Epic.
Posted by:Martino | February 11, 2010 5:53 AM


281.This is terrible...
Posted by:terrie | February 11, 2010 5:56 AM


282.I don't like this at all...
Posted by:Terrie Houghtaling | February 11, 2010 5:58 AM


283.This has made my day. Thank you so much.
Posted by:Ross Dargan | February 11, 2010 5:59 AM


284.> You have entered the name "Not Sure", is this correct?
Posted by:crouchingbadger | February 11, 2010 6:08 AM


285.Really? You can figure out how to post comments on a blog, but can't figure out you're not on the Facebook site. I despair for the (sub)human race. And to think I once played Farmville...
Posted by:Westley Knight | February 11, 2010 6:08 AM


286.RWW you have to show us the stats of this article. Where do these people come form?
Why is this not on the front page of Digg?
http://digg.com/comedy/Facebook_Wants_to_Be_Your_One_True_Login_2
Posted by:Emir | February 11, 2010 6:09 AM


287.Holy shit! Are these people complete f%cking idiots? Or maybe Tea-baggers?
Posted by:Chris Bardell | February 11, 2010 6:13 AM


288.best. article comments. ever!
Posted by:Alex | February 11, 2010 6:15 AM


289.hahaha ebkac
Posted by:Ross Williams | February 11, 2010 6:18 AM


290.@E.G. (comment 243) you may have a point. That huge graphic on the left of the FB login page is completely pointless. Why didn't they put the important info on the left like sensible people?
Posted by:Daddy Clanger | February 11, 2010 6:22 AM


291.Have spent an eye-opening few minutes clicking through to the outragederati's facebook pages, and have this to offer:
"AAAAAAAAARGH! TEAPARTY!"
Posted by:Duckorange | February 11, 2010 6:25 AM


292.OVERSTEPS SUX !!@!1
Posted by:aegirl17 | February 11, 2010 6:26 AM


293.All you thick idiots thinking this article about Facebook is the Facebook login are utter mongs
Posted by:MrMatt | February 11, 2010 6:46 AM


294.This is absolute comedy gold.. How did these people manage to use a computer in the first place?
Posted by:Finite | February 11, 2010 7:06 AM


295.Finite: How did they find their way to the computer shop?
Posted by:Alistair Coleman | February 11, 2010 7:10 AM


296.Each one of these Facebook imbeciles needs removing from the gene pool before they outnumber the rest of us...
It's quite frankly unbelievable they've managed to switch the computer on, let alone open a web browser and operate a keyboard.
Posted by:Dave Flangeberry | February 11, 2010 7:12 AM


297.Hahaha! People think this is a Facebook login page! Idiots!
Goddamit let them in ReadWriteWeb! ahhaha
Posted by:JonMac | February 11, 2010 7:13 AM


298.help why can't I log-in to face book
Posted by:joyrex | February 11, 2010 7:13 AM


299.Duuuuuuude! Loving this New Facebook
This has now become the new place to drop my daily thoughts. Much easier on the eye than Facebook classic.
And... look at all the friends I now have.
Are we cool about downloading nude photos? I'm sure I have some dwarf porn stashed away somewhere that could be of interest.
TAKE MY QUIZ!!!!
1. Who was the first actor to have a talking screen role?
2. What was the 4th highest mountain in India in 1934?
3. Which species of bird can use tools?
4. By the end of 2009 how many women had reached the South pole? (and only those alive at the time they did)
5. In 1998 how many covers of TIME magazine featured a foreign personality.
6. What was the last book written by Roald Dahl?
7. What was the Cat in the Hat's other name?
8. Which Dinosaur ceased to exist in 2001 as it was proven finally never to have existed at all?
9. Why was the capital of Brazil changed from Rio de janiro?
10. Are you happy?
Posted by:Wuuuuut | February 11, 2010 7:18 AM


300.And for our 300th commenter, we have a special priiiiiiiize! Their very own LINK TO FACEBOOK!
Yes, you heard us right, folks. With this link, they'll be able to log in to Facebook any time, any where!
Posted by:Mike Melanson | February 11, 2010 7:19 AM


301.leave signin alone
Posted by:sharon Barbary | February 11, 2010 7:22 AM


302.BCF1968 is fucking retard
Posted by:Phaq | February 11, 2010 7:28 AM


303.This is probably one of the most funny things I have seen in a long time. I have lost all respect for every person who thought this was facebook. You are all complete idiots.
Posted by:Cory Mathews | February 11, 2010 7:29 AM


304.Are you all idiots? This is not the login page for Facebook! come on, surely you people are not this stupid!
Posted by:James D | February 11, 2010 7:35 AM


305.Sure glad I kept logged in to FB through all the changes... ;-)
Posted by:JanisMiller | February 11, 2010 7:35 AM


306.How can this many people ignore the fact they aren't on facebook at all?
Posted by:Alan | February 11, 2010 7:41 AM


307.WTF I CLICKED ON SUBMIT BUT IT HASN'T LOGGED ME IN TO FACEBOOK
CAN IT BE FACEBOOK TIME NAO?
Posted by:Retard | February 11, 2010 7:44 AM


308.I want my facebook back!!!
I want my country back too!!!!!
Posted by:endsinv | February 11, 2010 7:44 AM


309.Wow...
People really are this stupid.
Kinda depressing really.
Posted by:Anders Dahlqvist | February 11, 2010 7:45 AM


310.HAHAHA OH WOW.
THIS. IS. NOT. FACEBOOK. IT. IS. A. BLOG.
Posted by:Demaskus | February 11, 2010 7:47 AM


311.Good news indeed. Making it easier to get on a site where content goes unread is indeed a leap forward.
Posted by:Word Press | February 11, 2010 7:48 AM


312.Toasting in an epic bread
Posted by:Felix | February 11, 2010 7:54 AM


313.Posting in epic thread.
Posted by:Rory | February 11, 2010 7:55 AM


314.ARRRGGH I Still can't log on I hate this new layout!!!!!
Someone has said if I delete my System32 folder it will fix it?
Posted by:Johnny Jungle | February 11, 2010 7:55 AM


315...JUST WANT TO LOGIN AND USE FB-NOT GREAT BUT ONLY GAME IN TOWN..DICTATORSHIP-BOOK..(BOWING, WILL NOT BEND OVER)..JUST LET ME IN TO MY HOMEPAGE, CONSTANT CHANGES BAD ENOUGH-THIS IS RUBBING NAPALM IN FRESH BATTLE WOUNDS...PUULEEEEEEZE-LET ME INTO FACEBOOK-NOW...
Posted by:Terry L. Daniels Daly | February 11, 2010 7:55 AM


316.This is epic. EPIC.
I'm sure I'm not the only one totally flashing back to the late 90s, when AOL opened up the rest of the web to the insulated users of their walled garden, and millions of people who didn't know how to scroll down discovered the "real" internet.
Facebook is the new AOL, and that isn't necessarily a good thing for anyone, including Facebook.
Posted by:Tim | February 11, 2010 7:55 AM


317.Dear Sir,
I am Prince Otumfuo Zuckerberg, the elder son of the late Facebook King Mark Zuckerberg whose demise occur following a brief illness. Before the death of my father, I was authorised and officially known as the next successor and beneficiary of my father's property according to Facebook Traditional rite.
Due to a recent redesign, I find myself trapped inside of a ReadWriteWeb article, unable to log in to Facebook to collect my inheritance. This ugly situation made me to secretly move the gold dust having the above mentioned qualities into a security and finance firm with the assistance of my uncle whom serves as a secretary to Facebook council of elders.
If you are interested to buy it just contact me or just look for a buyer for me. I have promise to run the deal with you, base in the degree of sincerity and trust in you. Having receive your reply, I will feed you with the relevant information covering the consignment.
Please reach me through my e-mail address oneborneveryminute@onebox.com to avoid much publicity.
Thanks. Yours faithfully,
PRINCE OTUMFUO ZUCKERBERG
Posted by:The Digitalists | February 11, 2010 8:02 AM


318.where is my facebook page!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by:Shequila Pugh | February 11, 2010 8:02 AM


319.This is seriously the funniest thing I've read in months. I wish they didn't post the new message about this not being FB. I would love to see how big this thread gets...
Posted by:Jason Wagner | February 11, 2010 8:04 AM


320.Someone should write a blog post analyzing the hilarious confusion in this comment thread.
Posted by:Danny Shekhtman | February 11, 2010 8:08 AM


321.How do I login now? I have very important email from my wife and have no contact number as I lost my mobile number. I need to contact her now, why have you changed this log page?
Posted by:James | February 11, 2010 8:11 AM


322.This is the most hysterical thing. I cannot believe the sheer amount of stupidity involved. Seasoned with a whole handful of idiotic vitriol. If anything, this proves that Facebook is a vast wasteland of people who must need instructions to breathe and walk upright. Dear lord.
Posted by:Winifred | February 11, 2010 8:14 AM


323.damn retards, get off my internet
Posted by:V2 | February 11, 2010 8:17 AM


324.I'd like to see a more contextual social web. There's simply too much content created by my social graph for me to find what's truly relevant in a feed. More importantly, looking at feeds pulls me away from discovering my own content. We need a more contextual social web.
E.g. I have no idea if someone I know commented on this article and don't have time to sift through 300+ comments in hope that they're using a handle i recognize.
Posted by:Dan Neumann | February 11, 2010 8:22 AM


325.This sucks
Posted by:Rick | February 11, 2010 8:24 AM


326.You can't login because YOU ARE NOT ON FACEBOOK.
Are people really this stupid? I'm afraid for humanity. ~hides away from doomed society behind a good old couch~
Posted by:Miffy | February 11, 2010 8:31 AM


327.See that long bar at the top of the internet? It's called an "Address Bar". Try it.
Posted by:maj | February 11, 2010 8:32 AM


328.PS. This is truly bloody hilarious.
Posted by:maj | February 11, 2010 8:33 AM


329.I don't know what everyone's problem is, I logged in just fine. Just click that button over there...
Posted by:Bryan | February 11, 2010 8:38 AM


330.Guys All you have to do is type "LOGIN" in the big box at the bottom of the page then hit the SUBMIT button.
Its a new simplified login for you - you'll soon get the hang of it.
Posted by:maj | February 11, 2010 8:45 AM


331.For almost six decades I have been a loyal fan of Boards of Canada. I have the master tapes of their first experiments in found sound, Sunberry Petunia. I just released a boutique line of ivory buttplugs called Red Moon. When they stopped releasing music, I was disappointed. But then I saw that they had a new release out, on a new label. It's called the Coastal Brake EP. I bought it. Put it in my cd player. Hit play... IT SUCKS! I JUST WANT THE OLD BOC BACK! WHERE ARE THE WOOZY SYNTH MELODIES! WHERE IS THE FORCED NOSTALGIA? THIS ARTWORK LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING AN OUT OF WORK GRAPHIC DESIGNER WOULD SHIT ONTO HIS HIP ASIAN GIRLFRIEND'S BESPECTACLED FACE! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUU
Posted by:realfan | February 11, 2010 8:46 AM


332.@316: I was told recently that something like two-thirds of visitors to major webpages do not read below the fold.
That's two-thirds of users who don't scroll.
Two thirds!
Posted by:Alistair Coleman | February 11, 2010 8:47 AM


333.Thanks maj am in now
Posted by:crypto | February 11, 2010 8:51 AM


334.Lol Manche Leutz sind schon komisch. Can your read? :-)
Posted by:Markus | February 11, 2010 8:54 AM


335.hahaha this is awesome I love you all, all you commenters, I love each and every one of you for how special you are
Posted by:Victoria Lea Clarkson | February 11, 2010 9:02 AM


336.Honestly, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. It's worth the time to read through these comments
RWW folks, can you please publish a page like this at least once a week?
This is chalk-ful-a-win!
Posted by:Geoff | February 11, 2010 9:05 AM


337.THis is a virus!!! The only way to get rid of it is to press ctrl+alt+delete, click on the process tab, end these 2 processes (with the end process button at the bottom): explorer.exe and iexplore.exe. Then you must delete both of those files from C:\Windows\System32. If that dosent work, you will need to call GeekSquad right away!!!!! This virus is stealing bank account info from all infected Facebook users!!! Hope this helps...
Posted by:tum0r | February 11, 2010 9:09 AM


338.Dear Internet,
I love you.
Sincerely,
me
Posted by:ward | February 11, 2010 9:27 AM


339.Please, I just want to log in to http://twitter.com where is the log in page? Stop hacking me!
Posted by:Jamie Kitson | February 11, 2010 9:28 AM


340.Bookmarks are your friend.
Posted by:dreeg | February 11, 2010 9:31 AM


341.THIS IS THE FUNNIEST COMMENT THREAD EVER!!!!!
Posted by:Michael | February 11, 2010 9:33 AM


342.Hello friends,
This is the President of the Internet. On behalf of the internet, we are all deeply sorry for the pain we have caused so many. We understand how important Facebook is to so many Americans around the world, and we are working tirelessly, at the internet factory, to rectify the issue. Our top rocket scientists have narrowed things down to two possible solutions:
1. Several supercomputers will upload data to a giant satellite that will then communicate with a second satellite currently in orbit. Together, these two satellites will form a giant laser beam that will then communicate with the internet. We're confident about this one.
2. A second solution would be to GO TO FACEBOOK.COM!
Sincerely,
Internet
Posted by:President of the Internet | February 11, 2010 9:34 AM


343.sorry Wuuuut, looks like your attempt to add another flavour to the thread got jacked by more idiots.
Lets see if anyone wants to still answer your questions.
And no, none of the answers are "wwots happnd to may flakebook??" or "unsubscribe" or "Give me my facebook back you bitch and give me back my black t-shirt"

1. Who was the first actor to have a talking screen role?
2. What was the 4th highest mountain in India in 1934?
3. Which species of bird can use tools?
4. By the end of 2009 how many women had reached the South pole? (and only those alive at the time they did)
5. In 1998 how many covers of TIME magazine featured a foreign personality.
6. What was the last book written by Roald Dahl?
7. What was the Cat in the Hat's other name?
8. Which Dinosaur ceased to exist in 2001 as it was proven finally never to have existed at all?
9. Why was the capital of Brazil changed from Rio de janiro?
10. Are you happy?
More than 3 correct answers without using Gooooogle, wins
Posted by:steve | February 11, 2010 9:37 AM


344.THIS IS EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by:Ryan Hogrefe | February 11, 2010 9:38 AM


345.There needs to be a cull of the stupid.
Posted by:Me | February 11, 2010 9:38 AM


346.i prefer this to the old facebook
Posted by:Petter Tiilikainen | February 11, 2010 9:40 AM


347.Those comments make me sad and happy.
Posted by:Bernd | February 11, 2010 9:40 AM


348.YOUR PEOPLE ARE UNBELIEVABLY FUNNY DO THIS SITE LOOK LIKE FACEBOOK....DO YOU SEE A LOGIN SCREEN DO YOU SEE THE COLOR BLUE ANYWHERE. I KNOW THE INTERNET IS NEW THING IN THE WORLD AND INSTEAD OF SEARCHING FOR FACEBOOK ON A SEARCH ENGINE JUST GO TO THE LONG WHITE BAR ON TOP AND TYPE IN facebook.com AND YOU WILL SEE WHERE TO PUT YOUR EMAIL AND PASSWORD. THIS IS THE INTERNET AND YOU HAVE BEEN PUNKED....
Posted by:THE INTERNET | February 11, 2010 9:53 AM


349.
Leave it be!
Posted by:Lorraine Mitchell | February 11, 2010 9:58 AM


350.Hows cum wii cantz uze Faffbook anymoors?
THIS BLOWS
Posted by:Johnny Canuck | February 11, 2010 10:02 AM


351.its confusing enough
Posted by:Jonetta Russell | February 11, 2010 10:10 AM


352.Hmm....see this...along with the 105 trojan viruses my computer picked up...is why i don't use facebook. Give me google and i'm good. It even has a neat little app called "buzz" now. Cool stuff. way less complicated. Way less virally infected.
Posted by:rana | February 11, 2010 10:11 AM


353.I wish I could find my facebook login
Posted by:GaisStanwyk | February 11, 2010 10:13 AM


354.Fat fingers make the joke less funny
Posted by:GailStanwyk | February 11, 2010 10:15 AM


355.This sucks, Just let me in.....
Posted by:Facebook User | February 11, 2010 10:16 AM


356.i WANT INTO FACEBOOK!!!!
Posted by:MARY MORRIS | February 11, 2010 10:20 AM


357.Oh PLEASE!!!This is B.S...
Posted by:Kelli Drgastin | February 11, 2010 10:24 AM


358.CONFUSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by:Kelli Dawn Drgastin | February 11, 2010 10:28 AM


359.i hate all this it is crazy, i wont the old way back of login
Posted by:patty ward | February 11, 2010 10:35 AM


360.I am outraged that you won't just let me log in to Facebook. I'm going to call my lawyer just as soon as I figure out how to use a phone.
Posted by:Facebook User | February 11, 2010 10:35 AM


361.This thread is absolutely amazing and eye opening as to how people use the web.
Posted by:Alex Carr | February 11, 2010 10:37 AM


362.wtf????? this is too confusing i want the old facebook back
Posted by:Michael Horace | February 11, 2010 10:40 AM


363.Dear ReadWriteWeb,
Please open the Facebook logo from the top of this article in Photoshop, and add one of the following phrases above the word "Facebook":
* THIS IS NOT
* YOU ARE NOT ON
* ARE YOU SERIOUSLY DUMB ENOUGH TO THINK YOU'RE ON
Replace the logo in this article with the new logo.

Thank you,
The Internet
Posted by:Warren Benedetto | February 11, 2010 10:40 AM


364.Seriously? I can't believe how many of the commenters here think this website is the new Facebook. It's a blog post, dumbasses! Do you all have head injuries or something? Jesus christ...morons.
Posted by:me | February 11, 2010 10:41 AM


365.You know what's even more hilarious is the person that gave the "tip" on how to really get into Facebook.
"Go to Bing and type 'facebook', then it'll work!"
Posted by:Mitch | February 11, 2010 10:43 AM


366.This is fantastic on so many levels:
1) If Google Buzz ends up becoming a bigger service than Facebook, we can thank this blog post and comment thread for siphoning off Facebook users.
2) This shows that the primary component of computer literacy is the ability to TRY SOMETHING ELSE when something doesn't work. For every comment posted here, there dozens of people who tried multiple times to log into Facebook on this webpage. Not to mention how many times people tried before they got frustrated and commented about it.
3) People really type like that? I mean, I enjoy a LOLCAT as much as the next guy, but I would never intentionally write something like that. A Neanderthal banging on the keyboard with a club would be more coherent. What even possesses you to put four commas in a row: ",,,,"?
4) Now we know how far we are away from internet voting. Any system that could disenfranchise people simply because a popular enough blog decided to talk about "California Voting Logins" is not going to fly. RWW, Techcrunch, Lifehacker, and Chris Brogan could decide elections.
Posted by:John | February 11, 2010 10:45 AM


367.Don't worry people, if you give me a PayPal donation I'll fix Facebook for… ya'll! I also accept VISAs and cashiers checks.
Posted by:Ricardo Melo | February 11, 2010 10:52 AM


368.you people are IDIOTS
Posted by:Anon | February 11, 2010 10:56 AM


369.Ummm...people need to Google "Facebook login" to find the site? Didn't realize remembering "facebook.com" was so difficult.
Posted by:jen | February 11, 2010 10:57 AM


370.I think these comments make a pretty good case for closing the internet down... and forced sterilisation.
Posted by:Me | February 11, 2010 11:08 AM


371.Where is the login box gone? I want to log in to facebook
Posted by:Chris | February 11, 2010 11:08 AM


372.Massive internet usage FAIL. lolz
Posted by:ak | February 11, 2010 11:10 AM


373.
I LOL'D AT THE RETARDEDNESS OF SOME OF THESE COMMENTER'S....
and i bet half of them have jobs...yet i'm still unemployed after 6 months...pays to be dumb in america.
Posted by:LOLHAIGUISWHARSMYFACEBOOKZ? | February 11, 2010 11:11 AM


374.BJSofa is from United Kingdom is a male age 27 who is Straight. BJ Sofa has - Not Given - eyes, - Not Given - hair and is - Not Given - tall. He is Straight and is looking for somebody who is into Erotic Mail or Chat, One-on-One Sex.
Posted by:BJSofa | February 11, 2010 11:11 AM


375.me too
Posted by:43728.2155@compuserve.com | February 11, 2010 11:16 AM


376.I think this version of Facebook is better.
Posted by:jessie | February 11, 2010 11:21 AM


377.I disagree with everyone in this thread. I thoroughly approve of this Facebook redesign, and look forward to many hours playing Fishville with it.
Posted by:Shannon Hubbell | February 11, 2010 11:21 AM


378.Ayup. People are dumb.
Posted by:Ian Miles Cheong | February 11, 2010 11:21 AM


379.DAMN BANK OF AMERICA I JUST WANT TO SEE MY MONEY!?
CAN SOME1 PLEASE FIGURE OUT HOW TO CHECK MY BALANCE AND EMAIL ME?
MY A COUNT NUMBER IS 81164309. PEN NUMBER IS 1234. EMAIL MY BALANCE TO whatthefuckisausername@hotmail.com.
[I bet there is already a facebook group 'AGAINST THE NEW READWRITE WEB LOGIN!!! (WE NEED 1000000 PEOPLE NOW!']
Posted by:Christapher McElheney | February 11, 2010 11:29 AM


380.LOVE THE NEW DESIGN FACEBOOK! YOU ROCK!
Posted by:Complete Idiot | February 11, 2010 11:36 AM


381.So, why do all these people think this is Facebook when it clearly isn't? I'm confused.
Posted by:What | February 11, 2010 11:37 AM


382.LOL, this is the best. Learn how to use a computer and the internet!
"OMG, the internet is broken, I can't play farmville".
Posted by:Jason Deppen | February 11, 2010 11:41 AM


383.when can i log in?
Posted by:laure | February 11, 2010 11:42 AM


384.WOW! This is amazing! People can be so dumb! LOL!!

"Sigh.
The Internet Is Hard."
Posted by:youslippin | February 11, 2010 11:50 AM


385.I didn't think this many stupid people could exist on the planet. Srsly, how did you even manage to get out of bed this morning?
Posted by:Facebook User | February 11, 2010 12:00 PM


386.Anyone care to watch the movie Idiocracy and then tell me it's far-fetched, having seen this thread?
It's coming, folks - and not in 500 years either!
Posted by:Scott | February 11, 2010 12:11 PM


387.I keep coming back to this. It's too funny.
It kind of makes me want to reply directly to all the people who actually connected RWW to their facebook and commented just to let them know. Just to put their sweet, sweet hearts at ease.
Posted by:Liz McClendon | February 11, 2010 12:12 PM


388.As Mayor of Awesome Town, I declare this thread to be AWESOME.
Posted by:Mayor Awesome | February 11, 2010 12:14 PM


389.LOGIN
Posted by:John | February 11, 2010 12:20 PM


390.I now understand how people fall for Nigerian phishing scams. Here is an unbelievable pool of likely targets.
TO GET YOUR FACEBOOK BACK, PLEASE EMAIL ME YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER. OKTHXBAI
Posted by:Snarky | February 11, 2010 12:21 PM


391.Can someone tell me how to login to Friendster?!
Posted by:ow my balls | February 11, 2010 12:21 PM


392.This is crazy. No wonder so many people have their facebook accounts hacked into, if they're willing to just put their username and password into any site that tells them to.
Posted by:evster | February 11, 2010 12:22 PM


393.I HAD TO LOG OUT OF FB. WTF? This is BS! Everytime I go to log in you guys keep changing shit. PUT IT BACK THE OLD WAY!!! MAKE IT STOP.
Posted by:EB | February 11, 2010 12:24 PM


394.Why is ask jeeves doing this to us? Where am I? I can't see with all of these toolbars!
Posted by:Paco | February 11, 2010 12:31 PM


395.Dear lord, you people are sheep.
Posted by:Mr. Jones | February 11, 2010 12:43 PM


396.This reminds me of the email chains at my office where people are doing a reply-all telling everyone else not to do a reply-all. At least it's about the same level of intelligence.
Posted by:Kevin W. Parker | February 11, 2010 12:53 PM


397.These comments are like a trainwreck, a shipwreck, and a planecrash all rolled into one.
Posted by:Dan Catchpole | February 11, 2010 12:57 PM


398.Hilarious. I love how Facebook's moved from blue to red.
Posted by:Alex Muller | February 11, 2010 12:58 PM


399.Hi,
I bought the Internets a few months ago and decided I like FaceBook better than the Internet. So I got the FaceBook and anyway it was freer. Then I got the Google; that was freer too. But when you push the Google to buy the FaceBook it's broken. It's all red and has words. I don't want to read all of them because I just want the FaceBook because there's a barn raising tonight and all my friends are going to be there. GIVE ME MYFACEBOOK OR GIVE ME MY NEW INTERNETS
Posted by:Need some new Internets | February 11, 2010 1:01 PM


400.Wooooooooooow
LMMFAO
These set of comments is the most hilarious thing - ever!
Webmasters of readwriteweb.com - please for the love of all that is good & holy - KEEP THIS ARTICLE & COMMENTS FOR ALL ETERNITY! XD
Posted by:Maurice Battle | February 11, 2010 1:04 PM


401.EEEPPPPIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!!!!!
Posted by:Brandon L. Barnett | February 11, 2010 1:07 PM


402.I feel funny.
Is this real life?
Am I going to be like this forever?????
Posted by:Avery Morrow | February 11, 2010 1:07 PM


403.BRING BACK THE OLD READWRITEWEB! WHAT IS WITH ALL THIS FACEBOOK?
Posted by:clvrmnky | February 11, 2010 1:08 PM


404.Wow, I'm just embarrased. I can't believe this many people don't know how to type an address into the address bar... Just wow.
Posted by:Andy | February 11, 2010 1:09 PM


405.Why must we make this damm complicated..... The old way was much better.
Posted by:Shellie Thornquest | February 11, 2010 1:12 PM


406.Dear God & readwriteweb.com
For all that is good & holy, never ever ever ever delete this article & it's comments from the interwebs ever - I beg you.
Sincerely,
MeAsIdieFromLaughter
Posted by:Maurice Battle | February 11, 2010 1:14 PM


407.I got here via Jake Kuramoto's post on the confusion that resulted here. A lesson to the wise, I guess, especially for those of us who commonly hang out with technical people and forget that there are tens of millions of Facebook users who don't regularly encounter blogs. Then again, there are billions of people who don't regularly encounter Facebook, so even the so-called "confused" people who tried to login here are still a step ahead of much of the world.
Posted by:John E. Bredehoft | February 11, 2010 1:15 PM


408.These comments made my freaking day. Good job, Internet!
Posted by:Rob Vincent | February 11, 2010 1:18 PM


409.Gotta leave my comment to be part of human history. Some people shouldn't be allowed to use a computer ever.
Posted by:IWANTFARMBOOK! | February 11, 2010 1:18 PM


410.SMDH WHY IS FACEBOOK DOWN
Posted by:maugjd | February 11, 2010 1:19 PM


411.LOL so many dumb shits on this thread. NOBODY EXPLAIN TO THEM. Let them keep complaining - so funny, hahaha
Posted by:Wassim S | February 11, 2010 1:26 PM


412.OMG You GUYS! THis is so cool! Twitter now lets you have more than 140 characters!!!
Posted by:symbioid | February 11, 2010 1:29 PM


413.Dear People Having Trouble Logging In,
Have you tried double-clicking?
What about clicking really fast on the screen while you wait?
How about rebooting?
Keep trying, don't give up.
Sincerely,
TechSupport
Posted by:@_ykv | February 11, 2010 1:29 PM


414.Please God no one tell these morons what they are doing wrong! Who uses Google to find facebook!
Posted by:Michael Paradis | February 11, 2010 1:30 PM


415.And I'm absolutely LOVING this new Twitter redesign! #TwitterRedesignRules!
Posted by:symbioid | February 11, 2010 1:31 PM


416.WAT.
Posted by:Ray Brown | February 11, 2010 1:36 PM


417.haha. wow.
what else can facebook combine with to take over our lives?
Posted by:Facebook User | February 11, 2010 1:37 PM


418.This comment thread is a prime example of why Sarah Palin must be stopped.
Posted by:Slobodon | February 11, 2010 1:38 PM


419.This is part of the reason why I dropped facebook. It's become too messy.
Posted by:Rozax | February 11, 2010 1:39 PM


420.WHERE IS MY FACEBOOK WHERE DDID YOU PUT IT THIS IS STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by:Facebook User | February 11, 2010 1:39 PM


421.This is the new funniest comment thread on the internet.
Posted by:James Schipper | February 11, 2010 1:47 PM


422.I'M GONNA SUE YOU BASTERDDDDDSS! I GOTTA FEILD FULL OF SHEPP TO TEND TOO ON FARMVILLLE. IMNA HAVE YR ASS IF THEY DIE!!!!!!!!!! TYPICL GDODAMN DEMOCRATS
Posted by:Farmville-playing Twat | February 11, 2010 1:47 PM


423.Holy shit you people are retarded. I knew facebook users were fucking dumb, but this takes it to a whole new level.
Posted by:God | February 11, 2010 1:48 PM


424.I choose to disbelieve. Can I roll a saving throw now? No? Huh? DAMMIT WHY DO YOU KEEP MESSING UP D&D LIKE THIS!!!??!?
Posted by:The Elder Dan | February 11, 2010 1:50 PM


425.Congrats RWW, you have singlehandedly exposed the dumbest people on the internet with this article. I am seriously LOLing so hard right now at these comments.
Posted by:OMGLOL | February 11, 2010 1:53 PM


426.Hi everybody,
If you can't get into your Facebook account, it means it was deleted and your friends and family have been sent a message saying you have ghonorrhea.
Have a great day.
xoxoxo
Facebook
Posted by:Facebook | February 11, 2010 2:07 PM


427.Congratulations, as the first part of the plan we have now assembled the worlds's most stupid Facebook users.
The next step, I seem to recall, is that the Pied Piper leads them all to a river where they drown.
ReadWriteWeb - making the world a better place through social engineering.
Posted by:The Black Adder | February 11, 2010 2:16 PM


428."Then again, there are billions of people who don't regularly encounter Facebook, so even the so-called "confused" people who tried to login here are still a step ahead of much of the world."
No. On the contrary, the people who stay far, far away from facebook are way, way beyond any of the idiots who successfully OR unsuccessfully log into facebook.
Facebook is a giant internet circle jerk.
Posted by:JT | February 11, 2010 2:18 PM


429.Can somebody help me remember my Friendster password?
Posted by:D18matt | February 11, 2010 2:21 PM


430.HAY MARK ZUKERBERG
OMG THANK U FOR FINALLY TAKING OUR PETITION TO REMOVE THE POKE SERIOUSLY. I HATTED THAT THING.
LOVE THE NEW BOOKFACE!
Posted by:Matt Albiniak | February 11, 2010 2:28 PM


431.This thread contains a level of stupidity I never thought existed.
Thank you, RWW, for making me realize how smart I am :)
Posted by:Steven Grant | February 11, 2010 2:29 PM


432.This... This is just fantastically horrific. I mean, come on. I got here via marco.org, and I still can't believe this. But it's also so hilarious! I feel pity for those who really are stuck.
But still, seeing all those nice blue facebook boxes next to the comments makes me smile.
Posted by:MrEmperor | February 11, 2010 2:37 PM


433.LOL WUT
Posted by:Salamanca | February 11, 2010 2:39 PM


434.I didn't realize that the lowest common denominator was so low.
Darwin was wrong. Evolution is not working on the Internet.
Posted by:Feta Bob | February 11, 2010 2:41 PM


435.Everyone who's wondering about the drastic Facebook redesign is to immediately remove themselves from the gene pool.
Posted by:Darwin | February 11, 2010 2:43 PM


436.this is just too funny :)
Posted by:Tom Foyle | February 11, 2010 2:44 PM


437.Agreed Darwin. Or at least give up their registration to vote.
Posted by:Isher | February 11, 2010 2:45 PM


438.Dear Facebook team, don't listen to them. Your new design's much better (love that funky red) and who needed that gaggle anyway?
Posted by:Johannnes K | February 11, 2010 2:45 PM


439.I'm torn right now between laughter and sadness. I...I'm really just speechless. Do people really use Google to get to Facebook? On top of that, how do they not look in the address bar and see that it doesn't say "facebook.com?"
Posted by:Shaun | February 11, 2010 2:46 PM


440.What the Hell. If I can't log in I won't be able to collect my take in maphia warz and my cow in farmville will die. THIS IS A DISASTER! And whats with the new look and feel, I couldn't understand the first redesign but THIS! And Why does it say ReadWrite everywhere. What's going on?!?!?!?!? If I don't have facebook I'll explode, it happens some times.
I propose that we sue the Internet! I'm assuming that since Al Gore invented it we can sue him.
But seriously I have sympathy for older folk who haven't grown up with computers but there are too many non elderly who are confused by this as well.
So to everyone who thinks this thread is the best thing on the internet since porn be nice to old people.
To the face book users of the baby boomer generation and older I'm sorry you're confused you should call your kids and tell them you posted on this tread, be warned they will laugh.
To all others: please don't reproduce
Posted by:Matt Long | February 11, 2010 2:48 PM


441.Haha, this thread got me thinking. All these people use Google to get to Facebook? How do they get to Google? I'd have to guess their homepage is Google. Now if only there were a way to change that homepage to Facebook they'd be stuck!
Posted by:Rofl | February 11, 2010 2:50 PM


442.What I find most astounding is that everyone of the confused users was either already logged in to Facebook or figured out how to use Facebook connect for log on.
Different URL, Different Color, Totally different site and yet confusion reigns. And we wonder how phishing and spam schemes still work?
Absolutely brilliant thread. Thanks RWW
Posted by:Keith C | February 11, 2010 3:03 PM


443.The volume of voluntarily stupid in your comments makes me sad for the future of our "intelligent" humanity.
Posted by:Eccentricity Comic | February 11, 2010 3:09 PM


444.If someone uses Google to access websites, and they type google into google, it creates a black hole that sucks all the light and hope out of the world.
Kind of like this comment thread.
Posted by:Warren Benedetto | February 11, 2010 3:12 PM


445.This facebook redesign sucks. WHERE DO I LOGIN?
Posted by:...the hell? | February 11, 2010 3:15 PM


446.This thread was all the evidence I needed to convince me to update my privacy settings. You people are scary. I see where Palin gets her support base.
Posted by:Facebook User | February 11, 2010 3:15 PM


447.Wow - sheeple are just stupid.
Please all drown yourselves in a lake of fire.
Posted by:joe | February 11, 2010 3:17 PM


448.So much fail, so little time.
The worst part is, my boss, who owns a high-end jewelry store, does this all the time. I have a palm-print permanently embedded in my skull because of him.
Posted by:Amanda Stier | February 11, 2010 3:17 PM


449.I can't believe this is still going on - someone please take all the computers off these people. I don't know whether to laugh or weep.
Posted by:MB | February 11, 2010 3:17 PM


450."So much fail, so little time. The worst part is, my boss, who owns a high-end jewelry store, does this all the time. I have a palm-print permanently embedded in my skull because of him."
Posted by:Amanda Stier | February 11, 2010 3:19 PM


451.This thread is the best thing I have read in a while. Are these people serious? I can only imagine what the rest of their lives are like if they are this stupid.
PS how do I log onto facebook (joke)
Posted by:Mark Hall | February 11, 2010 3:19 PM


452.This intarweb confuses me. Bring back my Gopher!!!
Posted by:Adam | February 11, 2010 3:21 PM


453.I am sooo confused. I cannot log in. Please help me!!!
Posted by:facebook user | February 11, 2010 3:23 PM


454.You guys are retarded
Posted by:You guys are | February 11, 2010 3:23 PM


455.WHY CNA"T I LOGING TO MY FACEBOOK!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS GOIGN ON HEAR??????
FIX IT!!
Posted by:David | February 11, 2010 3:25 PM


456.Meh - I guess they were too stupid to see the article regarding Facebook/MySpace games being INTENTIONALLY LOADED with SPY-/AD-/MALWARE. Silly sheeple.
...And these are the people who voted in the last election.
Posted by:Quizzipper | February 11, 2010 3:28 PM


457.You guys see that address bar at the top? You know, the one that goes h-t-t-p colon slash slash. Use that to type in facebook.com. Voila! Facebook login. It's 2010. Never thought I'd have to explain this.
Posted by:nixonn | February 11, 2010 3:30 PM


458.You guys are all stupid. You login to Facebook now by the following simple steps:
Go to the bottom of this page
Type Your Name
your credit card number
three digit number on back of card
expiration month and year
Post that here and your Face Book account will be automatically linked to all your accounts; twitter, flicker, fuse, yahoo, picassa, gmail, youtube, youporn, redtube, etc. and your card WILL NOT BE CHARGED and you GET A FREE IPHONE!
It's real. I have mine from doing this.
Posted by:mastadon71 | February 11, 2010 3:30 PM


459.Hahahah youre going to kill me.
but as a facebook newcomer, i had no problem with the new navigation. its either a love or hate reaction to this layout. mostly hate. ...
Posted by:pyaolyangshen | February 11, 2010 3:31 PM


460.no wonder google launched buzz just recently hahahaha
Posted by:pyaolyangshen | February 11, 2010 3:33 PM


461.What is rong heer. I wnted to get my bebo. But my bebo wos stolen.
I just wnt my bebo back. I dunt want your crappy site wheres my bebo
you will get sud for million dollas $$$$ for bebonets stealing
Posted by:MrFerret | February 11, 2010 3:33 PM


462.>>Meh - I guess they were too stupid to see the article regarding Facebook/MySpace games being INTENTIONALLY LOADED with SPY-/AD-/MALWARE. Silly sheeple.
...And these are the people who voted in the last election.
Thread over. Cut, print, that's a wrap.
Posted by:DM | February 11, 2010 3:35 PM


463.I HATE THE NEW FACEBOOK SO MUCH I AM TYPING WITH CAPS LOCK ON!!!!
Posted by:Thissucks | February 11, 2010 3:37 PM


464.ZOMFG!!! IS SOME! GOING 2 HELP ME OUR NOT!????
I SWEAR 2 GOD I"M DELETING MY ACCT FACEBOOK@!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by:David | February 11, 2010 3:38 PM


465.I hope none of you do online banking/investing....yikes
Posted by:Matt | February 11, 2010 3:43 PM


466."I hope none of you do online banking/investing....yikes"
FUCK YOU MATT!!!! I JUST WANT 2 LOGIN!! GO B A JERK SOMEWEAR ELSE!
AND WHAT"S WITH THE STOOOPID NUMBRS NEXT 2 OUR POSTS!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by:David | February 11, 2010 3:46 PM


467.Is this that new failbook people keep talking about?
S.x
Posted by:impshum | February 11, 2010 3:47 PM


468.holy crap, i knew there were dumb users online, but this dumb? really? does no one look at their address bar? best comment thread ever, facebook login FTW!
Posted by:Facebook User | February 11, 2010 3:47 PM


469.Good gawd, are these people really for real? You guys really believe that you were logging into Facebook here? How do you get through your day without dying in a random mishap?
Posted by:David Alden | February 11, 2010 3:48 PM


470.this is stupid and ugly why do i have 2 comment 2 log in
Posted by:joyjoseph | February 11, 2010 3:49 PM


471.This is my most favorite thing to happen on the internet all day. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Posted by:Facebook User | February 11, 2010 3:50 PM


472.You are all stupid fucktards.
That is all.
Posted by:bruin | February 11, 2010 3:51 PM


473.NO1 CAN HELP REALLY? WHERE"S MY FRIENDS LIST?
I HATE YOU FACEBOOCK!!!!!
Posted by:David | February 11, 2010 3:51 PM


474.Omg, best birthday present so far! The address bar can be your friend.
Posted by:Stan | February 11, 2010 3:51 PM


475.This is all Obama's fault!!! Why can't I login to my spacebook and complain about everything with my racist friends? Go Teaparty
Posted by:Wut? | February 11, 2010 3:52 PM


476.I love you people. This is the funniest thing I've seen in ages.
Posted by:Jeff | February 11, 2010 3:52 PM


477.Sadly, it's not that big of a surprise to me. I've seen lots of users use the address bar as a search engine and the search box as an address bar.
I'd be surprised if there weren't a ton of phishing/scam sites that already took advantage of this.
Posted by:rav | February 11, 2010 3:57 PM


478.If there are any seniors out there that are still thinking about life. i know, it gets tiring spending your whole life trying to figure out the why's, and yes, it can depress the machinations of the self. but occasionallly there will be a break through and you can come to the same conclusions that great minds have come to all by yourself. It's the connect with the mass mind of the human. and its there to remind us all that we are all one. we're connected and we don't need an earthquake to take us there. so now we know what mother earth is doing for us. she is a catalist for change in the mass mind of human kind.
yes, it is kind of drastic, that she has to lower herself to earthquakes and tsunami's to get our attention. AND what about the fall out of the mess left behind. the ocean is littered like a garbage dump with our accumulations that show some future civilizaion we have been here. And we get all upset when she dumps some of that garbage back on the beautiful beaches in the expectaton that we might have an inspired awakening of the damage done. She does this
to bring us together as caretakers of the oceans. I really don't think she enjoys the extremes she must go to and what next. I hope she doesn.'t have to go out of this orbit
Posted by:Patricia Stefanisko | February 11, 2010 3:58 PM


479.Oh my dear god, this is so funny and yet so worrying at the same time. You people actually get to vote as well...
Posted by:gagravaar | February 11, 2010 4:00 PM


480.Awesome. These comments are both sad and funny!
Posted by:Danny McKenzie | February 11, 2010 4:00 PM


481.if you wanna login just type:
"
Username: (your e-mail)
Password: (your password)
"
on comments...
you're welcome
Posted by:John Oliver | February 11, 2010 4:00 PM


482."Oh my dear god, this is so funny and yet so worrying at the same time. You people actually get to vote as well..."
WHAT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY?!?!?
SOME! FIX MY DAMN LOGING OR CHANGE IT BACK!!!!
Posted by:David | February 11, 2010 4:01 PM


483.Really strange to me that there are so many people who think that this is Facebook. Didn't the "Read Write Web" logo at the top of the page give it away? Or how about the "About RWW, and Subscribe to RWW, etc." links RIGHT BELOW THIS COMMENT BOX.
Posted by:LP | February 11, 2010 4:04 PM


484.FAGIT!!!!!!! THEY REMANED IT WITH THE REDESIGNED!!!!!!!
Posted by:David | February 11, 2010 4:06 PM


485.You gotta be kidding me, are people really this ridiculously stupid to confuse ReadWriteWeb and Facebook?
Are they aware there are more than one site on the interwebz?
Amazing.
Posted by:thisisabore | February 11, 2010 4:07 PM


486.Where do I buy Hotdogs here?..some of these comments can't be serious, right? People can't think that this is Facebook?
If you wan't to facebook you just type facebook.com in the searchbar, why use google.
No wonder the world is going under, people become more stupid every day.
Posted by:Andreas | February 11, 2010 4:08 PM


487.Hello? Is ths the AOL login page? Where's the password field? What IS this?
I just want my AOL!!!
Posted by:newb | February 11, 2010 4:09 PM


488.oops, I meant Compuserve...
Posted by:newb | February 11, 2010 4:11 PM


489.Oh. My. God.
This is too good.
So many people.
So fucking stupid.
@ The idiots trying to log into Facebook.
You are all incredibly stupid people.
This isn't Facebook at all.
Facebook is the same, shitty site it's always been.
Please, just go kill yourselves.
This is embarrassing to watch.
Yet still hilarious.
Posted by:LOLOLOL | February 11, 2010 4:11 PM


490.But please. An hero on Ustream so we can watch.
Posted by:LULULZ | February 11, 2010 4:14 PM


491.Because Facebook user's profiles tend to be richer than what's currently on Google, and because people don't have a tendency to wall off their Gmail accounts for business(y) use alone, I think FB has a leg up on being the single-point login. OpenID, unfortunately, hasn't caught on with casual users, for obvious reasons.
Posted by:Justin Freid | February 11, 2010 4:17 PM


492.You idiots, if you want to log in go to facebook.com this isn't facebook
Posted by:Alain | February 11, 2010 4:17 PM


493.Most of these comments HAVE to be pranks. At least some of them are real, though. No regular user of readwriteweb would have ever thought that there are people this stupid.
Posted by:ilo | February 11, 2010 4:20 PM


494.Love it, this is hilarious.
Posted by:kineo | February 11, 2010 4:22 PM


495.How the fuck do you guys even figure out how to get dressed in the morning? bury you pc's and drown yourselves. THIS IS NOT FACEBOOK! IT'S AN ARTICLE ABOUT IT!!!!
Posted by:Laurence Garvey | February 11, 2010 4:23 PM


496.It goes up to eleven!
Posted by:J-P Voilleque | February 11, 2010 4:24 PM


497.Son todos gringos, no me extraña.
Posted by:John | February 11, 2010 4:25 PM


498.Are these comments serious?! I'm speechless. Type facebook.com into your address bar and hit Enter.
Posted by:John | February 11, 2010 4:25 PM


499.THIS. IS. HILARIOUS.
Hey FB "people", maybe instead of playing Farmville you should just be sheep in Farmville.
Posted by:Rishi Satsangi | February 11, 2010 4:25 PM


500.All these morons complaining about not being able to login proves that not everyone should have a computer.
Posted by:Skippy Johnson | February 11, 2010 4:26 PM


501.While you folks are waiting for the old Facebook to come back online I got some Tuscan milk for sale.
Email me at ZOMGWTFBBQ@aol.com if you're interested.
Posted by:Michael Byers | February 11, 2010 4:27 PM


502.This is absolutely fucking hilarious.
Posted by:youvegottabekidding | February 11, 2010 4:28 PM


503.LET ME IN TO FACEBOOK
Posted by:Matthew Wastrodowski | February 11, 2010 4:28 PM


504.Oh my god! Let me into my twitter! Am I doing it right?
This gave me the lawls.
Posted by:pwolter | February 11, 2010 4:29 PM


505.All I want is to leave a comment on ReadWriteWeb! Why do I keep winding up on Facebook?
Posted by:Dmitri Cavander | February 11, 2010 4:29 PM


506.by making this comment, the troll wins. that being said, you are all either really funny, or fucking retarded. i tend to give too much credit to people...
Posted by:BEST TROLL EVER | February 11, 2010 4:30 PM


507.These comments are starting to look very anon. Is this on 4chan? Can someone give the link?
Posted by:Anon | February 11, 2010 4:35 PM


508.What's a 4chan? I saw this on Ebaum's and came here from there.
Posted by:Anon | February 11, 2010 4:38 PM


509.Where's Farmeville! I hate this new Facebook. Please bring back the old Facebook. I can't even find my wall! I have been on this site for an hour and I hate the new layout. You've taken all my photos away! Think I will go back to myspace. Facebook sucks!
Posted by:Bobby | February 11, 2010 4:38 PM


510.Where's Farmeville! I hate this new Facebook. Please bring back the old Facebook. I can't even find my wall! I have been on this site for an hour and I hate the new layout. You've taken all my photos away! Think I will go back to myspace. Facebook sucks!
Posted by:Bobby | February 11, 2010 4:38 PM


511.I just have to be part of this epic fail...
Posted by:Dr. Venkman | February 11, 2010 4:39 PM


512.I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Going with cry.
Posted by:Jeff | February 11, 2010 4:39 PM


513.Man, I really gotta create some websites that'll be top-ranked for "citibank login" and "chase login" and "bank of america login..."
Oh, what is this Facebook that everyone is talking about, anyway?
Posted by:Richard | February 11, 2010 4:42 PM


514.WHAT IS MY PASSOWRD??? HELLO FACEBOOKDOT COM ?????

Posted by:Steve | February 11, 2010 4:42 PM


515.How to a add a friend please?
Posted by:Mary Sue | February 11, 2010 4:43 PM


516.I CAMT SEE MY WALL? WHERE ARE MY FRIENDS THIS IS AN AWFUL AND YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED. I AM VERY DISAPOINT. F----
Posted by:John Schull | February 11, 2010 4:49 PM


517.This is the worst login screen ever, why does facebook keep changing things!
Posted by:Garrett | February 11, 2010 4:49 PM


518.Hey, everyone! Want to log into Facebook? It's at facebook.at.nimp.org
Posted by:Evan Naji | February 11, 2010 4:49 PM


519.HOW IS I SIGNS IN TO THE FAVEBOOK! THEY TAKIN AWAY MINE LAND THE TAKE AWAY M FAMLEY NOW AND MY FACEBOK ARE GONE TO!!!!! THE MAPS IS BAD
YOU WANT I WRUGHT THIS
THE MAPS IS BAD!!!!
PLEASE RE SOMEONE TO CALL ME TO FIGURES OUT WHEN TO GET INTO BAK MTY FA ACCOUNTS IN DEAR TIME.
R.S.V.P.
(585)-738-6696
Posted by:SEBASTIAN MCGILLICUDDY | February 11, 2010 4:50 PM


520.OMGWTFBBQ!
Seriously, I just wanted to participate in the awesomeness of this thread!
Posted by:K Jenkins | February 11, 2010 4:51 PM


521.This is so funny. I don't know what else to say.
Posted by:Steve | February 11, 2010 4:52 PM


522.Is this real life? Will this be forever?!
Posted by:Derpati Derp | February 11, 2010 4:53 PM


523.Where can I log into Facebook? I need to see who my Mom is dating now.
Posted by:Mick Testa | February 11, 2010 4:53 PM


524.I don't get it.
Posted by:Andrew Cox | February 11, 2010 4:53 PM


525.Wait, where's my front door? How do I get in my garage? I can't find my car! I can't find my ass with either hand! Where did I put my beer?
Seriously.
www.facebook.com
Look into it.
Posted by:Astounded by Dumbness | February 11, 2010 4:53 PM


526.How can so many people be so stupid? This is why the Facebook hacks are so successful. If you can't tell one website from the other, you sure as hell won't be able to tell a fake URL from a real one.
Posted by:Renee | February 11, 2010 4:55 PM


527.this is hilarious. how many people use the internet like this they depend of Google searching something to login to face book. LOL! just go to the web address you can book mark it with on click
Posted by:Ryan McIlroy | February 11, 2010 4:55 PM


528.At first I was LOL but after reading 300 comments I'm a little sad.
Posted by:Shtetl G | February 11, 2010 4:55 PM


529.I'm only on page 5 of these comments so far, but I think part of what is confusing to these poor people is the fact that the comments box has an option to "sign in with Facebook" I think the concept of OpenID / single-sign-on is beyond most Facebook user's ability to comprehend.
Posted by:Ahanu | February 11, 2010 4:56 PM


530.No... no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should've sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea.
Posted by:jagslacks | February 11, 2010 4:56 PM


531.Good article. Then I read the comments. Wow. This is essentially a snapshot of what's wrong with the internet.
Posted by:JimH | February 11, 2010 4:59 PM


532.Please bring back the old Facebook! I don't like the red banner at all, and I don't know where I am anymore.
Bless you.
Tracey
Posted by:Tracey | February 11, 2010 5:01 PM


533.Sublime. How the world exceeds our imagination...
Posted by:james | February 11, 2010 5:03 PM


534.What makes you guys think they know what an "address bar," or a "browser," is if they don't know not to just type "Facebook login" in Google EVERY time they want to find the site. Keep your Harvard educated elitist values if you want, but the REAL people, they'll side with the monosyllabic over you any day. I mean, all they wanted to do was go to their favorite website the most bass-ackwards way imaginable. But seriously, facebook.com in the longer white bar at the top. The one that's roughly parallel with the back and forward buttons(the little arrows).
Posted by:Zach Stillwell | February 11, 2010 5:04 PM


535.wtf. This site isn't even on the first page of results in a search for facebook. I must be missing an inside joke.
Posted by:joe | February 11, 2010 5:05 PM


536.Either somebody advertised a new FB "World Misspelling Series Contest" group or Facebook is now officially the new MySpace.
Now, if only could we corral everybody into Facebook, lock the door behind them and dig a deep moat between FB and the intertubes...
Posted by:dejan.myopenid.com | February 11, 2010 5:05 PM


537.Wow, lol. The idiocy on this page scares me...
Posted by:Shouldn't be surprised | February 11, 2010 5:05 PM


538.LMFAO ^ DUMBWITS RWW story of the day! This has made my day. :)
Posted by:Rachel Rixham | February 11, 2010 5:06 PM


539.Lol, I haven't read the article. The comments are too funny!
Posted by:Har Har | February 11, 2010 5:09 PM


540.Top Five All Time comments thread, Mike Melanson. This is Gold Class hilarity. Can you do one next month on MySpace Login? Or perhaps Twitter?
This really does prove quite successfully how easily phishing can work. You don't need to even *remotely* resemble a site for people to believe they are where they intended to be.
*bookmarked;)
Posted by:Alexander Dartnall | February 11, 2010 5:10 PM


541.Haha - epic thread
Posted by:Ja | February 11, 2010 5:11 PM


542.Can all you peoples please stop commenting on my wal1!
Posted by:Chad | February 11, 2010 5:12 PM


543.WHY CAN'T I CHANGE MY FACEBOOK STATUS OR TEND TO MY FARM?! WHY DO YOU REDESIGN ALL THE TIME FACEBOOK!
Posted by:What is going on?! | February 11, 2010 5:13 PM


544.I like to login to da fafebook!!!
Posted by:Joe | February 11, 2010 5:14 PM


545.I cant find my friends were is osama and dick go to?
Posted by:George H.W. Bush | February 11, 2010 5:15 PM


546.And we wonder who keeps falling for the Nigerian scams, and why spam mass mailings somehow get enough results to make business sense.
Posted by:d.b. echo | February 11, 2010 5:17 PM


547.WHUT HAPPENED TO MY FARMVILL? THIS NEW FACEBOOK SUX, I'M GOING BACK TO FRIENDSTIR.
Posted by:Sean Jordan | February 11, 2010 5:19 PM


548.This is just amazing....I cannot even begin to explain.
Posted by:Riss | February 11, 2010 5:20 PM


549.LMFAO! This has to be the biggest facepalm in the history of the Internet...
Posted by:Patrick | February 11, 2010 5:27 PM


550.My 88-year-old MIL uses Facebook every day!
Posted by:QueenMama | February 11, 2010 5:29 PM


551.I just want to let all of you know... You are idiots. Congratulations, you mistook a blog for Facebook.
Posted by:Ratfuzz | February 11, 2010 5:31 PM


552.See, this is why technology is bad for the human race. In centuries gone by, all of the commentards whining about their FB login would have been the local cave idiots who were too stupid to run away from the sabre-toothed tiger. Thus, nature would have pruned the dead wood, and the species would stay trim and healthy and at a manageable population level.
Fast forward to present day, and now all this plankton is clogging up the gene pool instead of doing the decent thing and dying off and taking their malformed DNA with them.
Christ on a cracker, it makes me want to go on a chain-saw rampage.
Posted by:Ian Davies | February 11, 2010 5:32 PM


553.Help I cannot get into the internets.
Posted by:George Bush | February 11, 2010 5:35 PM


554.This Is Epic
Posted by:Anonymous | February 11, 2010 5:35 PM


555.You people are FUCKING RETARDED.... Seriously. Old people shouldn't use facebook anyways.
Posted by:livinthesinglelife | February 11, 2010 5:39 PM


556.Sad thing is Gladys Louise Davis doesn't even realize she is going down in Internet history for being the first Facebook user to comment. How long before Busted Tee's makes a t-shirt with "F1RST!" underneath here profile photo.
Posted by:Phil Miazz | February 11, 2010 5:39 PM


557.The best bit is that everyone who doesn't know how to get to FB won't read these comments to find out how to and this thread is now doomed by its sheer weight to continually repeat the same comments again and again.
Wait, has someone already said this? I couldn't be bothered checking.
Posted by:Adnrew | February 11, 2010 5:40 PM


558.Where is my dislike button
I had it yesterday and installed it and now iT ISNT HERE WHERE IS THE BUTTON FACEBOOK F U!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by:Craven Moorehead | February 11, 2010 5:44 PM


559.FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LET ME LOG IN FUCK
Posted by:Dex | February 11, 2010 5:46 PM


560.@Adnrew (Andrew?)
Google has this article way on the bottom of the first search page, now, not even in the news section of the page. So I would expect most of the little lost FB sheep to be back home by now.
Posted by:MacSmiley | February 11, 2010 5:48 PM


561.I think the real confusion stopped on page 2 and the rest has been a bunch of troll-feeding.
Posted by:Roy Wonder | February 11, 2010 5:48 PM


562.omg hilarious
Posted by:Facebook User | February 11, 2010 5:53 PM


563.So, this is the post where we can make I.T. Crowd jokes, right?
Posted by:Drunk Dalek | February 11, 2010 5:54 PM


564.oh damn, fuunniest comment thread EVER! i actually cracked up, at work, in a silent office and nearly got in the shit for this. so sad yet so funny.
Posted by:Mike B | February 11, 2010 5:59 PM


565.OMFG, you fracking morons. learn to use a fracking web browser already.
srsly, L2FB you morons. use google less and get some brains already.
dumb people like you should not be allowed near computers till you have a non-negative IQ.
facebook works, people dont.
Long live the machines!!!
Posted by:odc.myopenid.com | February 11, 2010 6:01 PM


566.who cares!
Posted by:internet | February 11, 2010 6:01 PM


567.Fucking priceless. I live for this kind of shit.
Posted by:Dena | February 11, 2010 6:01 PM


568.Dude wth is this? i just wanna login. so gay. man screw fb
Posted by:Dont | February 11, 2010 6:02 PM


569.OMG NEW FACE BOOK IS UGLY YOU REALLY RUINED IT
Posted by:Facebook User | February 11, 2010 6:02 PM


570.anyone who honestly thinks this is facebook should:
a)look at the address bar
b)type facebook.com into that address bar
and c)get a elementary school education
Posted by:Isaac McKracken LeRuth | February 11, 2010 6:04 PM


571.Apisteyto! ZWA...
Posted by:Tzanetos | February 11, 2010 6:06 PM


572.Why am not faceback? I want are to make world wide web NOWWWWWWWW!!!! What red for?
Posted by:Morton | February 11, 2010 6:07 PM


573.Five to one this is all an elaborate ruse from 4Chan.
If not, though, I fear for the fate of the interwebz everywhere. This is totally faileriffic.
Posted by:Mike Thorpe | February 11, 2010 6:07 PM


574.there are so many stupid people in this world... I had no idea.
Posted by:smirker | February 11, 2010 6:08 PM


575.OMG, I'm bout to die laughing! Are you people for real???
Posted by:Etselec | February 11, 2010 6:10 PM


576.Halp I am trapped in a browser! Where is a facebook. ALLCAPS!!!
Posted by:Risto | February 11, 2010 6:11 PM


577.What a bunch of morons! LOL!
Posted by:resa | February 11, 2010 6:11 PM


578.Dear people. Go to FACEBOOK.COM to log in.
Don't just google it and then complain because you are now on READWRITEWEB.COM which is a website that is NOT FACEBOOK.COM.
Posted by:Facebook User | February 11, 2010 6:12 PM


579.Hello, fellow facebook users. Most of you appear to be morons.
Hello, fellow farkers. Sometimes the stupid hurts, but sometimes it's fun to watch.
Posted by:Wiley Dee Lowe | February 11, 2010 6:13 PM


580.I can't believe that people are this STUPID. Type facebook.com into the address bar you RETARDS.
Posted by:Miguel | February 11, 2010 6:17 PM


581.Hey man — I didn't know you were on Facebook. Let's catch up sometime!
Posted by:Jason | February 11, 2010 6:19 PM


582.can i haz my facebook now??? thanks for the add. just showin' some luv. *glitter type gif goes here* a/s/l?
Posted by:Facebook User | February 11, 2010 6:20 PM


583.To the person who said "unsubscribe", bless you.
This epic thread has made my month, but comment 243 makes an excellent point. The problem is that lots of folks have already been to facebook and don't know that they need to scroll over to find the login box. These people are probably using older monitors. It's something the facebook designers really should have taken into consideration.
Still:
"TIHS IS HOMO FACEBOOK AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY!!!"
At least that was a tacit admission that some things can be homo in a good way.
Posted by:Brad Cross | February 11, 2010 6:22 PM


584.Now I understand how Sarah Palin actually has any support at all LOL
Posted by:Seth | February 11, 2010 6:22 PM


585.Hello, I just want to log into Facebook. I can't find link. Please let me in? If I can't log in I will just log in to 4chan for the lulz.
Posted by:Bob | February 11, 2010 6:28 PM


586.LOL AMG U GUISE ARE SILLY YOU ALL NEEDS TO FAIL MOAR KAY AMGLOLWTFBBQROFLCOPTERZZZZZZZZ
L2 not fail at web browsing
Posted by:Andrew | February 11, 2010 6:31 PM


587.@wmbenedetto I can't remember having ever laughed harder at something I've read on the interwebs than that comment about your grandfather and the microwave. Swoooooooon!
Posted by:klosetnerd | February 11, 2010 6:31 PM


588.I must become a part of internet history here (thanks RvB for the link!); this will certainly become a new meme. Has anyone contacted Rocketboom with this page yet?
Humanity is doomed, but you all already knew that.
Posted by:Techercizer | February 11, 2010 6:32 PM


589.Well, this explains how a know nothing, do nothing community organizer was elected. These people are clearly liberals used to the government doing everything for them.
There's no doubt these idiots voted for Obama. Thanks a lot for the agony you've put the country through. Idiots like you argue that snow means global warming, retards. I hope you never get on Facebook.
Posted by:Tyk | February 11, 2010 6:32 PM


590.You people are epic failures. Learn basic internet navigation.
Posted by:someguy | February 11, 2010 6:33 PM


591."Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
Posted by:Randal L. Schwartz | February 11, 2010 6:39 PM


592.I can has date with Jolie?
Posted by:anon | February 11, 2010 6:43 PM


593.I keep coming back to the comments to see if Sarah Palin has tried to sign in....
Posted by:Simon | February 11, 2010 6:46 PM


594."anyone who honestly thinks this is facebook should:
a)look at the address bar
b)type facebook.com into that address bar
and c)get a elementary school education"
I think you might want to look into "AN" elementary school education yourself...
Posted by:KSA | February 11, 2010 6:47 PM


595.Guys, guys... Thank you. Thank you for giving me the opportunity to point and laugh.
Posted by:Anonymous? | February 11, 2010 6:48 PM


596.Best comment thread ever!!!!
Posted by:Linda Martinez | February 11, 2010 6:49 PM


597.This is the funniest thing I've seen all year. How is it possible to get so may stupid people together in one place. Shame you didn't cookie them all in some extraordinary way to allow spammers to identify them and sell them anything/everything they want. Or somehow otherwise identify them for future (comedic) use.
Did I really just read all these comments from people annoyed because they couldn't log in to their FB page? At first I thought it was people being ironic then to my horror I realised it wasn't. Wow.
Thanks dummies, you have absolutely made me day. In fact my whole week.
Comedy gold right here.
Posted by:FT | February 11, 2010 6:55 PM


598.this has to make it into a textbook somewhere, maybe abnormal psychology or something, but this cannot be forgotten. i had to post something, like some others have, just to say i was part of this. i haven't laughed this much, this hard in a long, long time. thanks daringfireball for linking to this.
Posted by:abqpeter | February 11, 2010 6:57 PM


599.Really. . . ? Really people? You actually think this is Facebook? I'm not sure if this is more funny than this is sad.
Posted by:Josh | February 11, 2010 6:58 PM


600.Sarah Palin is gonna win in 2012. This thread is the very proof of it.
In the meantime you can apply for visas in Antarctica here:
http://www.wordtravels.com/Travelguide/Countries/Antarctica/Basics
Posted by:Celine | February 11, 2010 7:01 PM


601....you people realize this isn't Facebook, right? This is www.readwriteweb.com. I'd like to direct your attention to the bar up top that shows you what website you're on. If you type "Facebook.com" in that box, you'll get where you need to go.
Posted by:.:aqsi | February 11, 2010 7:07 PM


602.where do i get to my facebook home page?
Posted by:gary | February 11, 2010 7:08 PM


603.YOU PEOPLE ARE IMBECILES, THIS IS NOT THE LOG-IN PAGE FOR THE NEW FACEBOOK JUST THE #1 SEARCH LINK FROM GOOGLE
Posted by:BIG RICHARD | February 11, 2010 7:09 PM


604.HELPPPPP MEEEEE - I'm weeetawdid.
Posted by:DRoss | February 11, 2010 7:09 PM


605.It just occurred to me that, regardless of how stupid all of these people are, they still have the luxury of having seriously first world problems. That's not fair.
Posted by:klosetnerd | February 11, 2010 7:09 PM


606.what the heck.........i just learned how to do this nowyou guys changed it......................WHY????????????????????
Posted by:Kanosha Edwards | February 11, 2010 7:10 PM


607.And here I was thinking I was the only one with problems! please go back to the old login. This is frustrating,
Posted by:Kelly Holden | February 11, 2010 7:11 PM


608.Now I know why scammers get away with so much stuff. durrrrrrr I type facebook and give login info hurfdurf
Seriously guys this is sad.
Posted by:David | February 11, 2010 7:16 PM


609.Wow. A lot of the complaints from page 10 on are clearly fake...but seems there are still real ones coming through.
My absolute favourite is dear old Jane who thinks "The new facebook is OK" LMFAO
Posted by:MB | February 11, 2010 7:16 PM


610.You people are too dumb. This is not a facebook sign in, this is a comments sign up. Toooooooo funny.
Posted by:Joel Slatis | February 11, 2010 7:18 PM


611.It's all fun until you realize these people are allowed to vote.
Posted by:Mar.coPolo | February 11, 2010 7:30 PM


612.This is a test. Sorry.
Posted by:Sortech | February 11, 2010 7:31 PM


613.This is almost too unbelievable to be real. If this is some epic, well-organized troll by people who registered fake facebook accounts and then found the article by googling it intentionally, then well played, my friends. If not, brix have been shat.
Posted by:Mike | February 11, 2010 7:32 PM


614.I WENT INTO THIS SITE EXPECTING READWRITEWEB AND ENDED UP WITH A CORNCOB UP MY ASS. HOW DOES I INTERNET?
Posted by:Jenny B French | February 11, 2010 7:37 PM


615.Any of you who think any of these people seriously thought this was Facebook are the morons here. Like teabagger-dumb.
Posted by:Jamasiel | February 11, 2010 7:37 PM


616.I also want the old facebook style. The new one is not cool. there are some features of the new facebook homepage that are not really considerably useful. So i suggest that facebook will put the old one back.
Posted by:bigjobsboard | February 11, 2010 7:41 PM


617.OMG, if you have to go to google and search "facebook login" to get to facebook you shouldn't be on the internet. If you think this comment might be directed at you it is. For all you confused morons out there this website, that you are reading this comment on right now, is NOT facebook. You are a technologically retarded moron. Now learn what a URL is and how it works. Even my 8 year old sister can figure out how to get to a website.
Posted by:Travis | February 11, 2010 7:41 PM


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Posted by:facebook login | February 11, 2010 7:42 PM


619.People are so stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by:Austin Hunter Bedell | February 11, 2010 7:43 PM


620.I also want the old facebook style. The new one is not cool. there are some features of the new facebook homepage that are not really considerably useful. So i suggest that facebook will put the old one back.
Posted by:bigjobsboard | February 11, 2010 7:44 PM


621.I am a Prince from Nigeria and Facebook has been captured and is hidden behind our impenetrable firewalls here.
If you send me a $10 Western Union money order to my address here in Lagos I can convince my family to release it.
Send it to me here at:
2 Walter Carrington Crescent, Victoria Island, Nigeria
Posted by:Prince Ebozinhyu | February 11, 2010 7:47 PM


622.OMG, This is just too too funny. Average Facebook users == Old AOLers. ROFL!
Posted by:Concerned_citizen | February 11, 2010 7:48 PM


623.Why can't I log in?
Posted by:Archibald | February 11, 2010 7:48 PM


624.I agree this is really funny. But I think it would have been better somebody explain it. (or put a link just after headline) Go to http://www.facebook.com/ to login to the facebook. Mostly typing "facebook" will do. :)
Posted by:DC | February 11, 2010 7:49 PM


625.Wow. This thread is epic! I now understand how Phishing works and why it works so well. These people are flat out dumb. This made my day!
Posted by:Seth | February 11, 2010 7:49 PM


626.The new facebook login is teh AWSOME!
Posted by:nephersir7 | February 11, 2010 7:50 PM


627.TO EVERYBODY TRYING TO LOG INTO FACEBOOK FROM THIS PAGE:
Enter your username and password in the comments, as well as the routing number and account number of your checking account (for identity verification), and we will direct you to your Facebook home page promptly. Our team is working on this problem now and hope to get it corrected. In the meantime, entering your information in this field will allow us to improve service for you.
Posted by:Bruce Carter | February 11, 2010 7:54 PM


628.Is this the Prodigy log-in page? Mods: I can't log in. Help!
Posted by:Mick Testa | February 11, 2010 7:57 PM


629.i am 12, what is this
Posted by:bobby | February 11, 2010 7:59 PM


630.son i am dissapoint
Posted by:lololol | February 11, 2010 8:01 PM


631.Wow, check out the facebook profile of the first person to post. Somebody as stupid as her would be a fan of "Join if you want to thank Jesus for dying on the cross for you. ?" I'll bet this Gladys Louise Davis supports Sarah Palin as well. Stupidity at this level is kinda disappointing but still very funny. XD
Posted by:Travis Garoutte | February 11, 2010 8:03 PM


632.HAHA WUT HOW COME I AM NOT SEEING MY WALL.
NEW REDESIGN IS SUCK FACE.
Posted by:Facebook User | February 11, 2010 8:04 PM


633.OKAY> I"VE BEEN TRYING ALL FUCKING NITE TO DO THIS> HOW THE FUUUUUUUUUUUCK DO I LOGIN TINTO THIS SHIT BECUASE IT"S NOT WORK!!!!!!1111
I"MG OING TO SUE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU FACEBOOK!
Posted by:David | February 11, 2010 8:09 PM


634.This is scary. Somewhat educated-looking Americans still don't know the different between a browser and a search engine... which could explain why so many people here think Google is their browser:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4MwTvtyrUQ
Posted by:Paul | February 11, 2010 8:10 PM


635.Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Fwd:Re:Re:Re:Fwd:Fwd:Facebook Login
Please take me off this list. I did not opt in and do not like receiving all these messages.
Owen
Posted by:Owen | February 11, 2010 8:12 PM


636."so many people here think Google is their browser:"
PAUL, YOU HOMO. GOOGLE IS MY INTERNET!!!!!!!!! GET OFF THE WEB NOOOOOOB
Posted by:David | February 11, 2010 8:13 PM


637.All of a sudden, requiring licenses to use the internet doesn't seem like such a bad idea: http://bit.ly/9FO9yJ
Posted by:capilot | February 11, 2010 8:14 PM


638.Dislike? ;)
Posted by:Colin Devroe | February 11, 2010 8:15 PM


639.Oh, and this calls for a Google Bomb. Let's all keep this story as the #1 hit for "facebook login"
Posted by:capilot | February 11, 2010 8:17 PM


640.LET ME INNNNNNNNNNNNN
Posted by:Danielle Maveal | February 11, 2010 8:19 PM


641.I laughed pretty hard at the 14 pages of people who don't have the brain power to either....
1. Type in Facebook.com
2. Bookmark Facebook.com
3. Check their recent history and get it there.

And to think just the other day i was wondering why Computer Technicians like me still have jobs.
Posted by:Andrew Davies | February 11, 2010 8:25 PM


642.@David. Maybe you are the internet noob. For your information, the internet is more than the web. Google is just a web site (albeit a large one) which you use to search to go to the site you are actually looking for. Know what you are talking about before posting a$$hole.
Posted by:Paul | February 11, 2010 8:27 PM


643.This is the funniest thread ever ! Someone needs to put out a keyboard with a large, brightly colored facebook button in the middle of it. Of course, someone would still have to plug it in for them.
Posted by:Jamison Smith | February 11, 2010 8:30 PM


644.hurr durr hurr durr hurr durr hurr durr hurr durr hurr durr hurr durr hurr durr hurr durr hurr durr hurr durr
Posted by:hurr | February 11, 2010 8:31 PM


645.You all deserve to be gassed for being so retarded.
Posted by:wat | February 11, 2010 8:43 PM


646.@PUAL: YOU"RE THE RAIINGING QUEER DOUSHBAG!!! I"VE INTERNETEd FOR YEARS ON MY GOOGLE AND ITS ALWAYS WOORKED> NOW I"M STUCK ON THIS FAGGITY NEW FACEBOOK PAGE AND CNT LOGING> SO SUK MY DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by:David | February 11, 2010 8:43 PM


647.I am 12 and what is this?
Posted by:Facebook User | February 11, 2010 8:54 PM


648.THIS THREAD IS HILARIOUS. AND SAD.
HEY FACEBOOK PEOPLE, GET A BRAIN!!!
Posted by:fesses-bouc | February 11, 2010 8:58 PM


649.toasting in epic bread
Posted by:hello | February 11, 2010 9:01 PM


650.Hey everybody! I figured out how to login.
Just hold down the SHIFT key, and then smash your head into the monitor as hard as you can. If it doesn't work at first, keep trying. It may take a few attempts to get a good connection.
Posted by:FreedomFries | February 11, 2010 9:01 PM


651.David. I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were as uneducated as you are. Let me make this easy for you. Stop looking like a complete idiot and navigate your browser to www.facebook.com. If you don't understand this, then you are the one who is not supposed to be here. If you are stupid enough to think that this page is Facebook, then you seriously need to unplug your computer and return it to wherever you bought it.
Also, can't you read the big bold sign up top that says:
"Dear visitors from Google. This site is not Facebook. This is a website called ReadWriteWeb that reports on news about Facebook and other Internet services. You can however click here and become a Fan of ReadWriteWeb on Facebook, to receive our updates and learn more about the Internet. To access Facebook right now, click here. For future reference, type "facebook.com" into your browser address bar or enter "facebook" into Google and click on the first result. We recommend that you then save Facebook as a bookmark in your browser."
Posted by:Paul | February 11, 2010 9:02 PM


652.wow. just wow. I have witnessed many, many stupid acts before, but none reach the level of stupidity that so many have demonstrated here. the fact that anyone has to type facebook into google just makes this whole thing even more embarrassing.
Posted by:Marty | February 11, 2010 9:06 PM


653.Sounds too hard can you just post the link to facebook rite here plz thanks
Posted by:Idiot | February 11, 2010 9:06 PM


654.I think this new facebook is awesome. At least there's actual content here, not like before where it was just stupid status updates and pictures of drunk people. Keep it up, Facebook!
Posted by:Pete | February 11, 2010 9:12 PM


655.The funniest thing about these is that if you click on the clickable FB accounts, you'll notice that several of them haven't had any activity on actual Facebook since their RWW comment!
This is truly saddening. I'd hate to see what the world would be like if the major social networking/blogging/microblogging sites all went down or away.
Posted by:Eccentricity Comic | February 11, 2010 9:15 PM


656.Paul You are dumb enough to get trolled apparently.
Posted by:lulz | February 11, 2010 9:20 PM


657.0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0
notice to field agents: operation "killusers" begins now. gather data from above comments. disregard all further messages. 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0
Posted by:ahmed kazikian | February 11, 2010 9:24 PM


658.I'd say right around comment 73 is when this was submitted to reddit.
Posted by:Avid Redditor | February 11, 2010 9:26 PM


659.This thread makes me wish I were evil. I wish I wanted to steal these peeps identities and use them for evil purposes.
I also want to systematically add all these people as my friends on FB. If I used FB that is.
And so to bed. -s.
Posted by:Sleepy | February 11, 2010 9:27 PM


660.OMG you people are retarded. What part of typing in facebook.com do you not get? You guys are ridiculous. I'd think it was just a joke but there are too many idiots out there getting angry to think that now. Get lives people and get the hell off of facebook!!!!!!
Posted by:Allie | February 11, 2010 9:30 PM


661.so what you're trying to say is that this is the NEW facebook...
but if that's true, where's my farmville? i can't ignore my life and all my troubles without it!!! give me back the old facebook!!! i'm trying to reconnect with that hot chick from highschool that didn't talk to me all that much!!! someone please help!!! i have picture to upload and have commented on! what am i going to do???
i guess in the mean time i'll just have to stare at that big, shiny thing in the sky, just to pass the time.
Posted by:Drixmix | February 11, 2010 9:33 PM


662.i can haz facebock now?
Posted by:Chris Coley | February 11, 2010 9:35 PM


663.wow ... people ... you really think this is where you log into facebook?
Posted by:Ryan Sherman Grimes | February 11, 2010 9:42 PM


664.It's an article about merging AOL with Facebook. It's not exactly rocket scientists + brain surgeons.
Posted by:pete | February 11, 2010 9:43 PM


665.This about sums it up...
http://www.sadtrombone.com/
Posted by:Sam | February 11, 2010 9:48 PM


666.Play 'em off, Keyboard Cat!
Posted by:Fatso | February 11, 2010 9:55 PM


667.666 comments on this thread. It truly is, as I suspected, the work of the devil. WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, FACEBOOK?
Posted by:Warren Benedetto | February 11, 2010 9:59 PM


668.support group for Facebook users having login problems:
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=285970500487&ref=mf
Posted by:Josh Skiles | February 11, 2010 10:02 PM


669.This thread shows why browser toolbars are so hotly contested by search companies.
Posted by:Adam Wride | February 11, 2010 10:08 PM


670.Looks like CNN has picked up on the story: http://tiny.cc/MNNBs
Posted by:Ricky A. | February 11, 2010 10:13 PM


671.You shouldn't oughta laugh at stupid people.
Even if they are funny. ^_^
Posted by:Lura Overman Wilcox | February 11, 2010 10:24 PM


672.My login is SarahPalin and my password is WIN2012.
Why isn't it working?!?!?!
Please fix this!
Posted by:Mavericky | February 11, 2010 10:25 PM


673.I still think it's hilarious how people never read the sites they're on. Talk about over-dependence on Google. Love this article, it's a well-written one actually. The bold text in the midst of the article is simply comedy gold~
And wow having garnered so many comments in a day is.. breathtaking, to say the least =P
Posted by:Sookie | February 11, 2010 10:26 PM


674.Darwinism: WIN
Posted by:Sam Kepala | February 11, 2010 10:32 PM


675.Where is the like button...
Posted by:jasonwollam | February 11, 2010 10:33 PM


676.This comment thread is a real eye opener. To think that in 2010, people are still confused about how the internet works, how to use a browser, and the concept of bookmarks, it's just mind blowing. Older people may have an excuse, but I see plenty of young people on here. It's not hard, people. You're making this way more difficult than it needs to be. Side note: This also explains why so many people fall victim to Phishing attacks - they don't know how to tell what site they're on. Wow...
Posted by:Ryan | February 11, 2010 10:35 PM


677.All I'm trying to do is log into my Prodigy account WHY DID YOU CHANGE THE LOGIN I'm going back to Compu$erve.
Posted by:Trevor Crane | February 11, 2010 10:35 PM


678.I'm a masturbating Gibbon. When I'm not furious bashing away at my monkey genitals, I like to relax with a little Farmville and maybe see what my old girlfriend from college, Kate, is up to (usually driving her kids to soccer practice LOL!). That's all, nothing too pressing.
Because I do most of my typing one handed, I use 'The Goog' to get here, no fuss - no muss. However, this new login is really trying my patience. If I have to let go of my primate man-meat and actually search for it - someone's gettin' a poo ball upside their head!
NOW LEMME IN EEE OOO AHAHAH!!!
Posted by:Gibbon | February 11, 2010 10:42 PM


679.Dear Everyone Complaining About Logging to Facebook That are NOT over age 55,
Please go to the highest building you can find and become An Hero. Seriously, if you grew up in the 80's-90's and are doing this, I fell sorry for you.
This is proof that schools need mandatory introduction computer classes for everyone, not just Programming classes.
All I know for sure about these posts is that there is a 50% chance that this is real and a 50% chance that /b/ is trolling this blog by acting stupid.
Also: Posting in an epic thread.
Posted by:Juudai | February 11, 2010 10:45 PM


680.Epictastic Threadventure
Posted by:Justin | February 11, 2010 10:49 PM


681.If anyone wants to know why I gave up hope and left America, this thread is the living embodiment of my despair for a once-great nation.
Posted by:Charles Martin | February 11, 2010 10:55 PM


682.Freakin' priceless! If these lusers had two neurons to rub together we'd all be in for a world of hurt. Christ almighty please make my eyes stop bleeding!!!
Posted by:pjf | February 11, 2010 10:57 PM


683.Most epic thread ever
Posted by:Facebook User | February 11, 2010 10:58 PM


684.help me faceback! i need brain surgery!
Posted by:Jimbo | February 11, 2010 11:04 PM


685.I will tell my kids about this one day.
Posted by:Facebook User | February 11, 2010 11:06 PM


686.Stop using google to log in, just type facebook.com in the freaking address bar. Seriously, it's not rocket science.
Posted by:disgusted | February 11, 2010 11:25 PM


687.This is not the facebook login we all hate
Posted by:fred | February 11, 2010 11:36 PM


688.If you are here trying to log on to facebook and I am on your friends list please delete me off your list as soon as you finally figure out how to log on. I am too tired from laughing to do it myself. Thank you.
Posted by:Nora Diaz | February 11, 2010 11:36 PM


689.Thanks, ReadWriteWeb.com for the good simple article about AOL and Facebook.
That said...
Truly astonishing comment-stream. To think that (assuming that even a fraction of this is real) so many living, breathing, keyboard-pounding Internet-users have absolutely no idea how to use the Internet is to seriously wonder and lament what has happened to us all.
Basic thinking skills: FAIL.
sigh
Posted by:Thogek | February 11, 2010 11:39 PM


690.when the elders of the internets write the book (alos known as a zip disc) on today, I want my name it be listed.... even though I had nothing to do with this, and only found out about it 20 minutes ago.
On the plus side, I did post a link to this on my facebook page.
Posted by:Facebook User | February 11, 2010 11:43 PM


691.I am confused, I just want to login to my old facebook page. Why make simple things complex. I am not happy.
Posted by:Carol Davis | February 12, 2010 12:04 AM


692.epic.
Posted by:Gabe Loewenberg | February 12, 2010 12:06 AM


693.Ive never been able to call something truly Epic until now. I thought I knew epic from 4chan and lolcats etc. Turns out those all fail in comparison... This has brought tears to my eyes.
Posted by:Carlos | February 12, 2010 12:08 AM


694.It's so funny. Read this story as if you were about as media-savvy as a person who can't name the CEO of Apple. It really does read like the cheesy PR of some cloying company. Of course facebook is telling me that is wants to be my one true login (lol), but can I just sign in for now?
It says much about the typical Internet user, our collective understanding of corporate-customer relations, media and methods of navigation. There's a doctoral thesis somewhere in this comment thread alone.
Posted by:BigBen | February 12, 2010 12:16 AM


695.Oh my god I was so confused by this. I just saw this as a random post on tweetmeme.com when I search for something completely unrelated to this.
I first read a this article (http://www.readwriteweb.com/archives/how_google_failed_internet_meme.php) which was completely incoherent if you didn't see this comment thread first.
I didn't really understand the problem, and how completely ignorant these people were/are. I didn't think people could be this stupid!
Now that I realize what happened, its pretty damn funny though!
Posted by:Nathan | February 12, 2010 12:17 AM


696.The Facebook Login is here, folks:
http://bit.ly/loginhere
Posted by:chrisco | February 12, 2010 12:21 AM


697.hi just like everyone says facebook is the best ever but whats with the holdup isnt it enough that there are so many users surely thats saying something for how popular facebook is we all love the connections and convenience of chatting while we play games email and what ever so lets get back to business as usual pleeeese....
Posted by:Tui Pearson | February 12, 2010 12:25 AM


698.Wow, ReadWriteWeb Team, you just missed to take advantage of the best phishing opportunity EVER. Can't stop laughing!
Posted by:Johannes | February 12, 2010 12:27 AM


699.This is just hilarious. Thanks Burnie
Posted by:Sutek | February 12, 2010 12:28 AM


700.Commenting in epic thread.
This is BEAUTIFUL.
Posted by:Rhi-Rhi | February 12, 2010 12:32 AM


701.I laughed.
Posted by:Suwing Ben | February 12, 2010 12:35 AM


702.hello is this facebook
Posted by:Janey | February 12, 2010 12:39 AM


703.This is the funniest stuff Ive seen all day. Thanks to The army of the idiots Ill be having fun on Facebook mocking you all shamelessly. Dont you all feel super special... well, at least short bus to school special.
Posted by:Thomas | February 12, 2010 12:44 AM


704.Sigh, some people.
Posted by:Javion Et Javion | February 12, 2010 12:44 AM


705.why do you guys suck you should turn me upside down and shake out my change while your at it
Posted by:dicjk | February 12, 2010 12:54 AM


706.This is the best thing that has ever happened.
Posted by:Kris | February 12, 2010 12:55 AM


707.I've created a group to celebrate the Facebook users commenting on ReadWriteWeb. Come join, if you know how to login.
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=299299777010
Posted by:Kitta | February 12, 2010 12:57 AM


708.I JUST WANTED TO TALK TO MY GRANDCHILDREN AND I CANT EVEN FIND MY HOME PAGE. I AM TAKING AWAY YOUR SITE AND WILL ADVISE MY CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN TO DO THE SAME
Posted by:lois | February 12, 2010 12:59 AM


709.Am wondering if everyone who has gone on here thinking it is Facebook go into the Bakers and wonder why they can't take out library books anymore...?
"hello, I want to take some books out for my Grandchildren to read, but all you have is bread and some sticky cakes, I am telling them never to use you again, and I won't either..."
Posted by:Laughing At You... | February 12, 2010 1:14 AM


710.so how du i log on hear
Posted by:chif | February 12, 2010 1:15 AM


711.OMG this made me LOL.
How can people be so frickin stupid and think this was facebook, surely the fact that the pages primary colour is red and not blue was a give away and if that didn't strike a match, im sure the giant READ WRITE WEB on the top of the screen should of done.

Some people are such idiots. XD
ta-da
Posted by:Humby123 | February 12, 2010 1:17 AM


712.Hahaha, this is ******** hilarious! Crazy google people. Where are the good old altavista times...
Posted by:zimzer | February 12, 2010 1:18 AM


713.I am ROTFL with all the people that are just stupid enough to not even realize this is not Facebook!
Posted by:Jean-Denis | February 12, 2010 1:21 AM


714.They need to do way instain mother ...
Posted by:sandra | February 12, 2010 1:23 AM


715.Facebook is red? LOL!! hahahaha! two days more than 700+ comments! Wow!
Posted by:Paul SuperPaul Villacorta | February 12, 2010 1:25 AM


716.So, can I like, LOG IN now??
Posted by:Vetinary | February 12, 2010 1:26 AM


717.Facebook and "social networking" sites are for pathetic losers. Users come across as wholly self obsessed - who cares what they are up to? Why should anyone care what their "status" is? Sure, kids may find it fun - but adults....???? And don't you just LOVE Twitter users'smug, smart-arse one liner "funnies"???
Here's a tip. If you want to talk to someone, TALK to them. Phone them. Write them a letter. Email them. Instant Message them. If you want to be an entertainer, raconteur or comedian, then save up and go to stage school.
No need for all that "Wall", "Apps" and associated garbage
Posted by:paul | February 12, 2010 1:26 AM


718.This is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen. It’s both exhilarating and horrifying at the same time. I have no other words, except…
HOW CAN I LOG IN TO FRIENDSTER FROM HERE? IM CONFUZED!!
Posted by:Scamper Robinson | February 12, 2010 1:32 AM


719.Eff You See Kay My Asssssssssssssssssssssss
Posted by:Lee | February 12, 2010 1:32 AM


720.OK even if only a third of the comments on here are serious, it still is funny as all get out. :D
Posted by:John | February 12, 2010 1:35 AM


721.You people are fucking retarded this isn't is a blog! Nobody who works on facebook made this.
Also... Facebook doesn't give a fuck about you stupid peoples opinions, they know better then you.
They are professional web-designers, now grow the hell up.
Posted by:Chris | February 12, 2010 1:36 AM


722.LOLOL OH. MY. GOD. SO. EPIC. I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING.
I am genuinely sorry for RWW for having to deal with all of these comments, I can't even imagine, lol. But please, for the love of God, never delete them. Please let each and every diamond shine on for all eternity so we may remember every stupid, incapable Facebook user that knows how to grow virtual vegetables or take care of pixel fish, but yet, cannot manage to type "facebook.com" into a browser's address bar. Or read the URL in an address bar. Or even read the words "READ WRITE WEB" plastered across the screen.
Posted by:Chris | February 12, 2010 1:38 AM


723.This can't be the first time this has happened. I wonder how many confused postings are trapped in the comment threads of various other blogs. Funny, tragic and fascinating!
Posted by:john | February 12, 2010 1:43 AM


724.Pleeeze get me on facebook.Thank you.
Posted by:Donna | February 12, 2010 1:44 AM


725.This post with all the angry comments really made my day :p
Posted by:Francesca | February 12, 2010 1:48 AM


726.This Facebook is sooooo much better than the old Facebook. No more pesky 'friends' information all over the place. And I don't evenhave to log in! Keep up the good work!
Posted by:Anon | February 12, 2010 1:48 AM


727.I WAS GOING TO FACEBOOK AND I FOUND HERE. WHERE DID THEY DO TO MY FACEBOOK?
Posted by:Uninformed Internet User | February 12, 2010 1:51 AM


728.I just hope danah boyd is watching this :-)
Posted by:Peter Boersma | February 12, 2010 1:55 AM


729.This made my day :)
Posted by:JT | February 12, 2010 1:59 AM


730.Gladys Louise Davis for President!
Posted by:Scotty | February 12, 2010 2:00 AM


731.My boss moved the toilet paper to the opposite wall yesterday. I was stuck in there for hours. And now this. Facebook what are you doing to me.
Posted by:Im not sure what my name is | February 12, 2010 2:02 AM


732.How is babby formed?????
how is babby formed?
how girl get pragnent?
1 year ago
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They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids . they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots
1 year ago
Posted by:snagglepuss | February 12, 2010 2:09 AM


733.Facepalm Book.
Posted by:MyJawJustDropped | February 12, 2010 2:10 AM


734.Geez, how come all these people manage to navigate Facebook if they can't tell a blog post from the facebook login page? Certainly it made me lol!
Posted by:Marat | February 12, 2010 2:11 AM


735.Would it be better if the warning to morons everywhere was not randomly in the middle of the page? Maybe at the top? and have the link to Facebook before your link to your Facebook group? Y'know, make it more obvious for people who clearly need it to be very obvious for them!
Classic comment thread though. Makes me feel embarassed to have a Facebook account.... :-/
Posted by:Helen | February 12, 2010 2:19 AM


736.Why has the url changed to readwriteweb? I can't comment on my friends walls or even read their walls. And how do I log in or update my status?
This is ridiculous, do you not undertake any usability studies or research before you decided to so drastically change a site????
Annoyed.
N.
Posted by:CANTLOGIN | February 12, 2010 2:19 AM


737.I have just shat a lung laughing.
Posted by:Dan Norcott | February 12, 2010 2:34 AM


738.there really is some special people in this thread
Posted by:haveyouseenmybaseball | February 12, 2010 2:39 AM


739.Can you people not read? this is NOT the facebook login site, if you type in 'facebook login' into Google, this is not the first one that comes up, if you would read it properly you would see this is just a blog entry! Absolute dullards.
Posted by:Lee | February 12, 2010 2:45 AM


740.hi every boday
Posted by:yona | February 12, 2010 2:49 AM


741.I couldn't help thinking of beached whales when I saw this.
Posted by:Attila Szegedi | February 12, 2010 2:55 AM


742.FRIST!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!
Posted by:Jamey | February 12, 2010 3:01 AM


743.Skynet is taking over..
Posted by:Koen Bertels | February 12, 2010 3:10 AM


744.You know how lots of people have been saying the world is overpopulated, and that we need to do something to start reducing the population if we're going to survive? Hunting down the people who seriously thought this was a facebook login page would be a good start. If they can't even use computers properly there's no hope for them in the future. My faith in humanity is seriously shaken.
Posted by:Ben | February 12, 2010 3:10 AM


745.This is a hilarious thread thank you RWW and you poor confused Facebook users.
Posted by:Cynthia Yildirim | February 12, 2010 3:11 AM


746.what bugs me is how angry all these people seem. They're angry because they're stupid. It's someone elses fault that they're brain doners. And when they understand what's happened, it wont be themselves or RWW that are at fault, it will be Google for 'changing where the facebook login is'.
Most of these people can vote.
Posted by:Tom Elders | February 12, 2010 3:11 AM


747.All you need to do to log in to Facebook is post your email address and password here, then we'll log you in.
Posted by:aaa | February 12, 2010 3:12 AM


748.LOL, what a bunch of fucking Facebook-using morons. LEARN HOW A FUCKING BROWSER WORKS, IDIOTS.
Posted by:Eejits | February 12, 2010 3:13 AM


749.You people really are idiots, aren't you...?
Posted by:Lol | February 12, 2010 3:16 AM


750.look all i am trying to do is see my facebook stuff and play farmville and mafia wars!!!!! and what did you do to my pictures!!!
Posted by:anon | February 12, 2010 3:24 AM


751.AOL? who fuck uses AOL?
Posted by:ORB | February 12, 2010 3:28 AM


752.How do I click like on some of these new comments?
and when did u all becum my friens
can sum1 tell me what is going on???
Posted by:HeyGuys | February 12, 2010 3:29 AM


753.I WANT THE ORIGINAL FACEBOOK BACK I AM NOT REALLY GETTING THIS NEW STUFF, I UNDERSTOOD FACEBOOK THAT'S WHAT I WANT
Posted by:carolynspsencer | February 12, 2010 3:30 AM


754.IF I LEAVE A COMMENT IN CAPS DOES I MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND? Jeez..
Posted by:Dribbler | February 12, 2010 3:33 AM


755."This Facebook is sooooo much better than the old Facebook. No more pesky 'friends' information all over the place. And I don't even have to log in! Keep up the good work!"
Great comment. Now why can't I like it?
Posted by:Martin | February 12, 2010 3:35 AM


756.Comment 317 For the Win :)
This entire Thread has made me laugh so much
"Bless all their little Cotton Socks" :)
And there being the reason Phishing works its sad but true
Posted by:Rotten ICE | February 12, 2010 3:41 AM


757.Amusing, half the people commenting are ironic, the other just too stupid to realize this is NOT Facebook.com
And the article itself, quite interesting!
Posted by:Hardcore Monkey | February 12, 2010 3:41 AM


758.WHAT THE HELL MANN??? WHERES MY FACEBOOK??
P/s: That's why IE6 still conquer ;)
Posted by:Wafiq Rodzuan | February 12, 2010 3:43 AM


759.This is such a clusterfuck of stupidity.
Absolute hilarity, I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard.
Posted by:skram | February 12, 2010 3:46 AM


760.morons
Posted by:FaceBuck Sucks | February 12, 2010 3:47 AM


761.Everybody raging here is retarded. No internets for you!
Posted by:Erik | February 12, 2010 3:51 AM


762.Everyone who posted a comment complaining about not being able to login to Facebook are too stupid to be using the internet and need to be removed.
I guess that's what happens when you make things too accessible, it makes it too easy for the stupid people as they do not have to think.
Posted by:Nick | February 12, 2010 3:58 AM


763.The average age of the confused commenters appears to be somewhere around 55. The average IQ level, however, doesn't quite reach that high standard.
Let's hope they're sterile.
Posted by:Facebook User | February 12, 2010 4:04 AM


764.mincer come on these
Posted by:the stig | February 12, 2010 4:05 AM


765.Daymn, the people in these comments are thick.
Posted by:Bob | February 12, 2010 4:07 AM


766.All these people commenting are idiots! This isn't Facebook! It isn't called Facebook, it's not at facebook.com and doesn't look anything like Facebook. How can people get this wrong?
It's like picking up a can of Sprite and going, "What's this? I wanted a Coke". Fools.
Posted by:Greg | February 12, 2010 4:23 AM


767.IT have installed google on my personal computer but now I can not log into my facebook, can you advice and do I need to reinstall my facebook to login?
Posted by:Phil Sheard | February 12, 2010 4:31 AM


768.AHH CMON FUCK A GUY
Posted by:Ryan Dicks | February 12, 2010 4:34 AM


769.uh
Posted by:Ozan Tüzün | February 12, 2010 4:35 AM


770.This comment thread is such an EPIC fail, it almost becomes a WIN! I've just bookmarked it for when next I need a laugh!
Posted by:Marisa | February 12, 2010 4:38 AM


771.HOW DID Y"ALL GET ON MY PRIOFILE
Posted by:Sellis Onerie | February 12, 2010 4:41 AM


772.My internets, let me show you them.
Posted by:redundantman | February 12, 2010 4:43 AM


773.I tried to get on the American Online but somehow ended up in the wrong place and now I can't even to know how to get on my FAcebook. THIS SUCKS!
Posted by:Gina di Virginia | February 12, 2010 4:45 AM


774.Several hundred lost users have wandered onto your blog looking for a new home. They are sad because they can't find their farmvilles. Will you adopt them?
It's either that or Soylent Green.
Posted by:The Bringer of Tea | February 12, 2010 4:48 AM


775.hi everyone i like my mates xxx and i like bacon
Posted by:Fliss | February 12, 2010 4:52 AM


776.I KAIN HAZ FAITHBUCK LOGGIN PLEEZ?
Posted by:K.Ahl | February 12, 2010 4:54 AM


777.The clusterfuck continues, the stupidity of people never fails to amaze me. Thanks to all the chumps for brightening my day!
Posted by:Paul Huxen | February 12, 2010 4:55 AM


778.CLICK HERE TO LOGIN
THIS ONE WORKS!!!!!! Wheee!
Posted by:facebook ui designers suck | February 12, 2010 4:58 AM


779.http://m.facebook.com/
Posted by:facebook ui designers suck | February 12, 2010 5:00 AM


780.hahaha omfg .. dumbasses.. ahahaha.. "let me in".. omfg
Posted by:asdasd | February 12, 2010 5:00 AM


781.ALL YOUR LOGIN ARE BELONG TO US!!1!
Posted by:Rev. Howard Furst | February 12, 2010 5:00 AM


782.I hope that this was just an elaborate ploy by 4chan and not a true reflection of the mental faculties of most Facebook users?
Posted by:Hummy | February 12, 2010 5:03 AM


783.Dear new Vampires,
You have to be invited into Facebook in order to enter safely. ASk politely for an invitation and promise no harm to the one who invites you.
Godric
Posted by:Godric | February 12, 2010 5:06 AM


784.The login page they had in 2006 was far more practical
http://web.archive.org/web/20060101014129/http://facebook.com/
Posted by:facebook ui designers suck | February 12, 2010 5:08 AM


785.lmao this is priceless
Posted by:joe black | February 12, 2010 5:15 AM


786.OH MY GOD... get me a diaper I'm peeing myself this is too funny!!!
Thanks for giving me the biggest laugh of the week.
Now I'm off to www.Farmville.com to check on my sheep.
(that will really throw a wrench into the works huh?)
Posted by:Barb | February 12, 2010 5:20 AM


787.people, are you completely IDIOT? can't you see this is NOT facebook? why don't you throw your pc out of your window if you don't know how to use it? PLEASE.
Posted by:burzum | February 12, 2010 5:20 AM


788.OK, that's an hour of my life I'll never get back, but holy crap! was it worth it!
AFAIC this is the latest in All Internet Traditions lore.
Posted by:Virginia | February 12, 2010 5:24 AM


789.the person who said to go to "Bing" and search for Facebook actually had a point because you get to this page
http://www.facebook.com/login.php?ref=pf
Versus the normal home page
http://www.facebook.com/
(you probably have to be logged out to really see these pages)
The second one has the login box waaaaaay over to the right as someone else pointed out.
On a small monitor people don't see anything except that dumb graphic.
It's Facebook's so-called 'web designers' fault.
Posted by:facebook ui designers suck | February 12, 2010 5:27 AM


790.the person who said to go to "Bing" and search for Facebook actually had a point because you get to this page
http://www.facebook.com/login.php?ref=pf
Versus the normal home page
http://www.facebook.com/
(you probably have to be logged out to really see these pages)
The second one has the login box waaaaaay over to the right as someone else pointed out.
On a small monitor people don't see anything except that dumb graphic.
It's Facebook's so-called 'web designers' fault.
Posted by:facebook ui designers suck | February 12, 2010 5:28 AM


791.For all the hardship and stress that has recently been endured by facebook users, we'd like to offer a gift as a gesture of goodwill to our faithful (free) clients. The following link is a coupon that can be redeemed at any Best Buy or through your local Internet Service Provider. Just print the coupon and cut around the dotted line.
http://i41.tinypic.com/30xiw0g.jpg
Thank you for your loyalty. Enjoy!
Posted by:FaceStaff | February 12, 2010 5:29 AM


792.Nice marketing gag ;-)
Posted by:Rob | February 12, 2010 5:31 AM


793.OK, I wanna login!
Posted by:Michael J. | February 12, 2010 5:34 AM


794.Sorry for the multiple posts, this thread seems to be collapsing under its own weight...
Posted by:facebook ui designers suck | February 12, 2010 5:39 AM


795.Oh god how did i get here, i'm not good with computer.
Posted by:csd | February 12, 2010 5:42 AM


796.I feel ashamed that I know someone who accesses most of the internet (well for her it's basically just facecrack) via Google as well. The only thing that saved her from landing here, is that she types "facebook.com" into google search and not "facebook login".
I'm struggling to decide which of the two is worse...
Posted by:Anonymous | February 12, 2010 5:46 AM


797.Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy can't I log into facebook from hereeeeeeeeeeeeeee? IT'S ALMOST EASTER AND I HAVE TO POST PICS BEFORE I GET CRUCIFIED! OOOOOOOMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGG (GET IT? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)
Posted by:Jesus Fist | February 12, 2010 5:53 AM


798.I can't see my UPDATE status report!!!!! Why can't I post links anymore? Why do links appear next to my linksss?????
Posted by:Hugh | February 12, 2010 5:58 AM


799."OH GOD HOW DID THAT GET THERE I AM NOT VERY GOOD WITH COMPUTERS"
Have not laughed so hard for so long. Thank you, stupid people.
Posted by:Facebook User | February 12, 2010 6:05 AM


800.800+ comments from 800+ idiots. You guys make me sad.
Posted by:Travis Kelldorf | February 12, 2010 6:10 AM


801.Very fascinating comment thread! I really wonder if the bold text solves this ;)
Posted by:digitarald.de | February 12, 2010 6:10 AM


802.I'm absoluetely speechless. This is priceless, and please never delete the comments. Whenever I am having a breakdown because of (again) a loose power cable and therefore a "broken computer" I want to read this and tell me that technical support is really not that bad after all.
Posted by:JLPD | February 12, 2010 6:11 AM


803.Baaaahahaahaaaaa
Internet stupidity at it’s best.
ROFL
Posted by:Dirk | February 12, 2010 6:13 AM


804.
This is a message to all those people that have left comments in the belief that the website is Facebook...
STOP BEING STUPID!!!!!
Kind Regards,
Billy
Posted by:Billy Bragg | February 12, 2010 6:19 AM


805.Um, if you want to log into facebook, go to facebooks site dumbass. Wow, I remember my first time using the internet.
Posted by:jman | February 12, 2010 6:22 AM


806.WOT R U TALKIN BOUT BILLY!!!! THIS IS NEW FACEBOK. IT SUKS - I CAN NO LONGER LOGIN TO SEE MY 5 FIERNDS
Posted by:Hammond | February 12, 2010 6:23 AM


807.http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=1650688&id=44781398618
Who is the bigger idiot?
The idiot or the idiot who comments upon the idiot?
Or the idiot who comments upon the idiot who comments upon the idiot?
"When google has their own facebook page, who knows what is truth."
- mumon, 6th century
Posted by:Facepalm | February 12, 2010 6:24 AM


808.PLZ ELP ME. MY HAMSTER HAS GOT STUCK IN ITS CAGE
Posted by:Hammond | February 12, 2010 6:26 AM


809.i am so very highly amused at the stupidity of some people :L
Posted by:Lauren | February 12, 2010 6:27 AM


810.So, about the ARTICLE...
Facebook is making calculated moves to keep its massive web audience. This article also highlights the tensions between Google and Facebook for web users. What if Facebook decided to expand and advertise its web search? Google could watch a chunk of its marketshare disappear overnight. Just something to think about when Facebook makes a big announcement every time Google does in regards to social media.
As for the comments...
Holy $#%*! This is a huge insight into the nature of the Internet and computing in general. Until the UI abstracts away the ACTUAL nature of both the web and computing, these poor folks will fight an uphill battle, and gloriously fail before our eyes like right now...
I totally shared this with everyone I know. ;)
Posted by:Hector Cordova | February 12, 2010 6:27 AM


811.
YEAH MAN! RIGHT ON HAMMOND BRO!! DON'T WORK FOR ME EITHER. FACEBOOK IS BROKE, I CAN'T LOG IN TO SPEAK TO ALL MY FRIENDS IN KENTUCKY Y'ALL!
FACEBOOK SUCKS MAN!!
Posted by:Billy Bob | February 12, 2010 6:28 AM


812.CAN YA'LL STOP WRITING ON MY WALL! PLEEEEASE.
Posted by:Mona | February 12, 2010 6:28 AM


813.Please just let me log in too!!! Pleeeaasssse. What is it with this page. Where's the login thing!!!? And I don't even have a facebook account.
Posted by:Searching for Facebook | February 12, 2010 6:29 AM


814.Sod this, wheres the porn..... I thought this was a site for porn :-(
Posted by:Dude | February 12, 2010 6:31 AM


815.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vsxxsrn2Tfs
just watch all parts maybe some of you get it ... hopefully....
Posted by:dannnn | February 12, 2010 6:33 AM


816.
Hell yeah Billy Bob! You tell them sons of bitches how it is!
Make me proud boy! Damn I got to find me a chicken to screw!
Posted by:Bubba | February 12, 2010 6:34 AM


817.I having a party tonight. Right now I am sipping coffee.
Posted by:Performer | February 12, 2010 6:34 AM


818.Oh hi, stupid people on internet who can't type in a simple address into their browser.
THIS IS NOT FACEBOOK.
In case you couldn't tell, the address above is "www.readwriteweb.com" and not "www.facebook.com"!
You are, in fact, reading an article ABOUT facebook. SHOCKER!!
If you are in fact completely dense and incapable of typing the phrase "facebook.com" then you're in luck!
The very kind people who wrote this article were considerate enough to include RETARD INSTRUCTIONS TO GET TO FACEBOOK embedded in the above article (just look for the indented and bolded paragraph with the red links).
There you go.
Problem solved.
Maybe you shouldn't rely so much on Google in the future?
That's just a suggestion though....
Posted by:EmilyFalcon | February 12, 2010 6:34 AM


819.Thx RWW for this really hilarious comment section! This became very famous even here in Germany (though I don't think that German facebook users would do any better) LOL
Posted by:peitzman | February 12, 2010 6:36 AM


820.@Brian Mars Greetings, fellow Discordian?
Posted by:Abernathy Lester | February 12, 2010 6:37 AM


821.I LIKE THE NEW FEATURES!
Posted by:JJRambo | February 12, 2010 6:42 AM


822.the best part is that in order to get that little (f) by their names, these people all had to be ALREADY LOGGED IN TO FACEBOOK. Meaning if they had just put "facebook" in their URL bar they would have been in their account.
It's hard to believe these people are able to figure out how to flush the toilet at their friends' houses. They really don't know how things work. I am worried!
Posted by:boz | February 12, 2010 6:43 AM


823.IF YOOOOOU DONT LET ME LOG INTO FACEBOK I WILL KILLMYSELF: LET ME FUCKIGN IN YOU REATARDS: IM GIONNA SUE YOUR ASSES!
SERIOUSLY PLZ LET ME In, JUST ONCE! SO I CAN TALK WITH MY FAMILY MEMBERS TOO
Posted by:Ashley Jannings | February 12, 2010 6:44 AM


824.CAN SUM1 TELL ME HOW 2 PUT ON MY TROUSERS IT IS TOO DIFFICULT DURRRRRRR HURRRRRR!
Posted by:Richard Gibson | February 12, 2010 6:48 AM


825.Just epic. Maybe better then lolcats.
Runkenstein was here!
Posted by:Cyberdroid | February 12, 2010 6:48 AM


826.*kills self*
Posted by:Bob | February 12, 2010 6:51 AM


827.I'm too simple to figure this out
Posted by:Nick | February 12, 2010 6:53 AM


828.my new years resolution was to learn computers. looks like i waited too long. :(
Posted by:Facebook | February 12, 2010 6:54 AM


829.Hey, I actually like this new facebook! It's much more interesting than the old facebook, plus I got a bunch of new friends, on my own low mental level!!
Posted by:Kookie | February 12, 2010 6:55 AM


830.Hahah. This thread is officially one of the funniest ever. People, this isn't facebook. It's Read Write Web, and unless you like making yourself look like an idiot, I suggest typing www.facebook.com in the URL box at the top of your screen.
But, besides that, wow.......... :D
Posted by:Jane Doe | February 12, 2010 6:56 AM


831.After i read this thread, i m full of shame, cause i have a facebookaccount too lol
Posted by:Bernd Kantoks | February 12, 2010 7:03 AM


832.
Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?
Posted by:Matrix | February 12, 2010 7:04 AM


833.That's right, Matrix. You did.
Posted by:Sully | February 12, 2010 7:05 AM


834.
I LIED
Posted by:Matrix | February 12, 2010 7:06 AM


835.how stupid are you people?!?!?!
Posted by:joey | February 12, 2010 7:07 AM


836.LOL!
This reminds me of MY site where I warn people about scams and then they write to ME demanding refunds on those scams I'm warning them about.
This phenomenon was discussed in the 2007 FTC workshop on negative option marketing where they said:
A "characteristic of people online involves what Professor Hillman and Mr. Grossklags described as "click happy" or exuberant Internet use. Specifically, users click through webpages quickly, without paying much attention because they want to complete a given transaction. Professor Hillman cited research finding that online shoppers "enter a seamless sequence of responses, a flow state in which their sense of time and reality become distorted and their self-control is diminished." As a result, and as discussed in more detail below, users do not read or understand the terms of agreements they enter into online."
WITHOUT PAYING MUCH ATTENTION.
Btw, why can't I log into FaceBook here? ;-)
Posted by:Paul Schlegel | February 12, 2010 7:09 AM


837.OH GOD HOW DID I GET HERE I AM NOT GOOD WITH COMPUTER
Posted by:surgeon rocket | February 12, 2010 7:14 AM


838.HAHAHAHAHAHAHA what a bunch of idiots
Posted by:Zach Kuzmik | February 12, 2010 7:14 AM


839.ZOMG my animalz are dying in farmville and they miss me... AND I NEED THEM>!
LET ME IN!!!!!! WTF!11one oen!!Eleven!!!
Teh new way sux, am taking ball n goin home.
Posted by:Thorn | February 12, 2010 7:20 AM


840.OK. To log into Facebook you must post your full name and address, date of birth, bank account number and sort code. They, hey presto, you'll get in!
Posted by:You are all spastics | February 12, 2010 7:22 AM


841.Its the Phishing vulnerability test!
Posted by:Teddy Toyama | February 12, 2010 7:23 AM


842.Is this neogaf? I can't looooooooooooog in!!?!?!
Posted by:John Duggns | February 12, 2010 7:24 AM


843.ATTN: if you are one of the people who thought this was facebook, please light your genitals on fire now. If you already have children, do the same to them.
Posted by:Kevin | February 12, 2010 7:25 AM


844.The new facebook has all these articles on computers doesn't afraid of anything
Posted by:Teddy Toyama | February 12, 2010 7:26 AM


845.This is epic and I just have to comment in order to be able to later say "yes, I was part of it, see..."
Big WIN!
OK, enough said - where's my Facebook Login Window?!?
Posted by:Facebook User | February 12, 2010 7:27 AM


846.Please stop posting here. You are clogging the Internet. The Internet is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand, those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and it's going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material...
Posted by:US Senator Ted Stevens | February 12, 2010 7:28 AM


847.Come on, let the girl go, just between you and me, don't deprive yourself of some pleasure, come on Bennett, lets party!
Posted by:Matrix | February 12, 2010 7:36 AM


848.I can beat you, I don't need the girl hahah, I DON'T NEED THE GIRL!
Posted by:Bennett | February 12, 2010 7:37 AM


849.@Hector (#810):
"So, about the ARTICLE…
Facebook is making calculated moves to keep its massive web audience. This article also highlights the tensions between Google and Facebook for web users. What if Facebook decided to expand and advertise its web search? Google could watch a chunk of its marketshare disappear overnight. Just something to think about when Facebook makes a big announcement every time Google does in regards to social media."
Congrat's, you're probably the first person to post a comment related to the article… ;)
Still, a lovely comment thread which made me laugh for such a long time, that I'm willing to do pretty much anything now – including learning for the upcoming exams.
Posted by:jonson | February 12, 2010 7:39 AM


850.That's why phising is so easy these days.
Posted by:steffenjan.myopenid.com | February 12, 2010 7:40 AM


851....I'm 12 years old, what is this???
Posted by:Django Flugelhorn | February 12, 2010 7:41 AM


852.i totally agree with this
with this, i think user will be more comfortable than creating accounts on new small sites :D
Posted by:hokya | February 12, 2010 7:41 AM


853.yeesh... c'mon people! This isn't Facebook. Instead of googling "Facebook login" and coming to this article about facebook, just type facebook.com into the big white space up there and you'll be right where you need to be.
Posted by:Arthur | February 12, 2010 7:43 AM


854.I am really reconsidering Facebook. If it's full of people too dumb to type facebook.com into their browser, I want no part of it.
It's also an interesting commentary on how often and how radically Facebook changes their interface that so many people assume this is just another FB redesign.
Posted by:GadgetGav | February 12, 2010 7:45 AM


855.Wait, is this 4chan? Where's all the porn? Did 4chan get hacked? FUCK YOU REPUBLICANS! I JUST WANTED TO FAP!
Posted by:Fapfapfap | February 12, 2010 7:46 AM


856.World need a cleansweep.
Posted by:Srikrishna Jagannathan | February 12, 2010 7:47 AM


857.I think a hacker hacked me, this isn't my wall or my login page!!!!! WTF!!!!
Posted by:Harry Balzak | February 12, 2010 7:50 AM


858.*muahahahahaaa*
You guys are soooo stupid!!! :D :D :D
This ISNT Facebook, this is ReadWriteWeb. You FAILED bookmarking - or why should you IDIOTS google for "FACEBOOK LOGIN" :D :D :D
You morons! ;) :D >=)
Posted by:MasterPiece | February 12, 2010 7:52 AM


859.
Let off some steam Bennett
Posted by:Matrix | February 12, 2010 7:54 AM


860.Leave anything for us?
Posted by:General Kirby | February 12, 2010 7:57 AM


861.Just bodies
Posted by:Matrix | February 12, 2010 7:58 AM


862.I also cannotz log-ins ! WTF
Posted by:Leo Mangimelli | February 12, 2010 7:58 AM


863.LOL OMG this isn't facebook people....wonders how some people manage to turn on their computers
Posted by:Your Face | February 12, 2010 7:59 AM


864.Come on, let the girl go, just between you and me, don't deprive yourself of some pleasure, come on Bennett, lets party!
Posted by:Matrix | February 12, 2010 7:59 AM


865.fuck facebook
Posted by:Aaron Babcock | February 12, 2010 8:00 AM


866.I can beat you, I don't need the girl hahah, I DON'T NEED THE GIRL!
Posted by:Bennett | February 12, 2010 8:00 AM


867.Mother of God........
The Internets be rough seas to navigate.
Thank you for the funny!
Posted by:Icanhazfacebook | February 12, 2010 8:01 AM


868.Everyone who posts a comment on here and can not figure out that this is not Facebook and you don't log in here should not only be taken out back and beaten with a stick for being a complete tool, but should also have there internet rights taken away for just being so damn stupid.
These are the people that still use IE6 and never update their virus protection software (if they even have it) and fall for the stupid Nigerian scams.
I am crying not only because the posts are funny as hell, but because the future of humanity scares me right now with so many idiots allowed to walk around the Earth.
Nature is not doing a very good job of thinning the herd these days.
Now where is that Facebook log in, heard it was around here somewhere.
Posted by:Tommy C | February 12, 2010 8:01 AM


869.this is just fantastic. this site safed my day.
please never ever delete the comments...
i really think we need something like a driving license for the internet!!!
Posted by:mirage83 | February 12, 2010 8:01 AM


870.Wow i no know how phishing and internet scams actually do work.. All you people who use your search engine to get to google and did not notice this was not facebook please proceed in jumping off a cliff
Posted by:Anthony | February 12, 2010 8:04 AM


871.All right stop collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it you better gain weight
You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Posted by:Vanilla Ice | February 12, 2010 8:06 AM


872.Real funny Facebook. Come on and let me in already!
Posted by:Jereme Maxwell | February 12, 2010 8:06 AM


873.CANCELL MY ACCUNT!!
Posted by:agave | February 12, 2010 8:07 AM


874.Encore, encore!!!
That was FKN Brilliant!
Posted by:Stefan Winkler | February 12, 2010 8:08 AM


875.WOW all these ppl are so retarded it makes me feel ashamed to be a human
Posted by:keven | February 12, 2010 8:10 AM


876.is this real? is this what the internet has been reduced to? how could people possibly be this stupid? the url is clearly not facebook, clearly this is an article ABOUT facebook. what is going on? is this the end?
Posted by:Facebook User | February 12, 2010 8:10 AM


877.So now there is no login? You just comment on a long thread?
So how do I invite a friend in this new (crappy!!) Facebook?
Do I just ask?
ps: I don't like it.
Posted by:celo | February 12, 2010 8:10 AM


878.Oh my God. Can I just ask some of you people something?
How do you dress yourselves in the morning? Do you have a sign on your wall with a diagram of a person putting on his pants before his shoes, or are you at least smart enough to read words to that effect? What part of "this site is not Facebook, you need to GO. TO. FACEBOOK.COM. TO. LOG. IN." do you morons not understand?
I miss the early days of the Internet--back in the day when only SMART PEOPLE could use it. I feel IQ points leaking away just from reading some of your brain-dead comments here. Please put your computers back in the boxes in which they came and take them back where you got them. You are too stupid to breathe, let alone converse with sentient human beings on the Internet.
Posted by:Sara | February 12, 2010 8:10 AM


879.Just needed to be part of this epic happening ;-) This made my day. No, my week! ;-)
Posted by:Markus Bo | February 12, 2010 8:12 AM


880.Wow! Very amusing thread...but oh so scary! Really? There are users that 'search' Google for their FB login!! And those who landed here didn't realize they were not on FB? Well, that's like reading the comics and looking for the classified...whose the dumb ass now?
Posted by:vekole | February 12, 2010 8:12 AM


881.FAFEBOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by:Fafe | February 12, 2010 8:12 AM


882.Everyone asking to log into Facebook is incredibly stupid. If you're too much of a moron to realize that this isn't Facebook then you don't even deserve to be online. At first I thought you people were just messing around, but so many of you retards are asking to login to Facebook it's not even funny anymore.
THIS SITE IS NOT FACEBOOK. Learn to read.
I'm losing faith in humanity.
Posted by:chvnx | February 12, 2010 8:15 AM


883.To Tommy C - amen to that! :)
Posted by:vekole | February 12, 2010 8:16 AM


884.i just lost all faith in humanity
Posted by:dear god | February 12, 2010 8:24 AM


885.another partnership story for 2010!!
Posted by:Jai | February 12, 2010 8:30 AM


886.this is not facebook you assholes! got to facebook and then log in. www.facebook.com
Posted by:Ben | February 12, 2010 8:31 AM


887.you guys are really stupid THIS IS A BLOG POST NOT THE REAL FACEBOOK if you want to login go to www.facebook.com assholes
Posted by:carter | February 12, 2010 8:34 AM


888.Try logging in at www.facebook.com
Posted by:Dan | February 12, 2010 8:36 AM


889.ZOMG Someone hacked Facebook
Posted by:Jay | February 12, 2010 8:37 AM


890.ONE MILLION STRONG FOR CHANGING FACEBOOK BACK. WE ARE GONE IF THIS DOESN'T HAPPEN!!1
WE WILL NOT PAY TO USE FACEBOOK, ESPECIALLY IF IT DOESN'T GET CHANGED BACK.
Also, can someone make me an admin of this group?
Unrelated note: A/S/L
Play me off...
Posted by:Dean Hamilton | February 12, 2010 8:40 AM


891.How stupid do you have to be to think this is Facebook? Doesn't anyone look at the address bar in their browser? Or notice that it's a different site? My faith in humanity just took a huge dive.
Posted by:Rob | February 12, 2010 8:42 AM


892.Sweet baby jesus.
This was entertaining.
Posted by:Rob | February 12, 2010 8:43 AM


893.Oh my god, how are there so many morons?! How are you all still alive?! Have you not gotten struck down by a car because you got mesmerised at the pretty lights and stood in the middle of the road?!
Posted by:ROFL | February 12, 2010 8:44 AM


894.Guys... Tell me you are not trying to log into facebook from here...
Posted by:lohmygodinternetissostupid | February 12, 2010 8:45 AM


895.just as i was starting to enjoy ma fb you had to mess it all up, why?
Posted by:stellah | February 12, 2010 8:45 AM


896.i love the new facebook! but it is a bit tricky to log in. For those of you still having trouble logging in just email me your account name and passwords and I'll set up a login box to pop up when you come on to the new facebook.
-Nathan Kozyra
Posted by:Nathan Kozyra | February 12, 2010 8:46 AM


897.The general idiocy of the public is hilarious.
Posted by:Kaie | February 12, 2010 8:47 AM


898.WHERE ARE MY BOOK FACES??!? I JUST NEEDS MOAR LOG INS!!!!
Posted by:Sean Ahern | February 12, 2010 8:48 AM


899.I don't see where to sign in to FaceBook. What happened? Why can't I sign in? Where are my friends' updates? I don't see anything I'm used to about FaceBook. I don't understand!
Posted by:Name (required) | February 12, 2010 8:49 AM


900.GET A BRAIN!
MORANS
Posted by:T Baggy | February 12, 2010 8:50 AM


901.twenty pages of idiots.
Posted by:fromREDDIT | February 12, 2010 8:50 AM


902.Kant log in. Wut do?
Posted by:emile | February 12, 2010 8:51 AM


903.Someone's sapping ma' Facebook.
Posted by:Engineer | February 12, 2010 8:51 AM


904.GET A BRAIN!
MORANS
Posted by:T Baggy | February 12, 2010 8:52 AM


905.The best part is that this comment thread provides anyone who wants to launch a Facebook phishing attack with a slew of potential rubes. They just have to crawl this comment thread looking for any facebook profile urls, and send messages to those facebook users directing them to a fake facebook login page.
In fact, they don't even have to try hard to make the fake login page look real. If they put the ReadWriteWeb logo on it, these people might remember it and assume it's that new Facebook login page.The best part is that
Posted by:Dan Jones | February 12, 2010 8:52 AM


906.hey this is shit. I just wanted to watch my TV and now my TV is like 'ReedRightWeb' WTF? I just want to watch Friends and you're making me go through all this crap. Bring back the old way with the remote and channels and stuff. And why did someone put my TV where my laptop normally is? hang on...
Posted by:EndlessSeptember | February 12, 2010 8:53 AM


907.Is this where I put my login information?
beatfarmer@yahoo.com
password
Posted by:Internet Moron | February 12, 2010 8:57 AM


908.OK, one question - I understand the first few posts...OK maybe the first few HUNDRED posts, but we're up to 900 posts people and you're STILL asking why you can't login to facebook. Apparently, you can't read either and are immune to name calling since plenty of people have been kind enough to post INSTRUCTIONS!
Mother of heaven and earth - please send a lighting bolt through the internet and the the computer of each and every moron who can't login to FB from this URL - thus removing them from the gene pool. Well, perhaps we can take pity on little old ladies - OK, OK...middle aged moms get a pass too :)
Posted by:vekole | February 12, 2010 8:58 AM


909.WTF!?!?!? WHY DIDN'T WORK?
Posted by:Internet Moron | February 12, 2010 8:59 AM


910.Now, I am part of it too! Thank you for the Lulz!
Posted by:Stephan | February 12, 2010 9:03 AM


911.911 and counting - Ha!
Posted by:OllyAitch | February 12, 2010 9:05 AM


912.You're all invited to Discocaine 2010. Girls with strings tied around their heads guaranteed to be in attendance.
Posted by:JJfad | February 12, 2010 9:05 AM


913.RT and burnie FTW
Posted by:Jay | February 12, 2010 9:08 AM


914.This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long, long time. I wonder how all these people even manage to get out of bed in the morning.
Posted by:mistlethrush | February 12, 2010 9:14 AM


915.WOW. How can so many people be so dumb? To every idiot that made a comment on how to log in, thank you for making me feel like a genius. I feel much better about life.
P.S. If you couldn't figure this out, please stay off the internet
Posted by:tyler fontenot | February 12, 2010 9:18 AM


916.I can haz Facebook?
Posted by:Durr | February 12, 2010 9:23 AM


917.Need to run a poll now for people to pick the most entertaining and dumbest comment on this thread.
Matrix, Bennett and General Kirby satisfied my Commando fix.
I would start the survey but typing in 'survey for facebook fails' in Google doesn't help and I don't know how else to do it, short of visiting surveymonkey.com and making one myself.
This thread gave many answers to the question, how did people live before Google?
Posted by:steve | February 12, 2010 9:26 AM


918.Why have you changed the facebook login? Isnt it possible to log into facebook? where is my login?
my username is harald@ansikt.com
and my password is "password".
Can you help me to log into my facebook-account? Please! I miss my friends there:-) hihi.
Posted by:gunnar | February 12, 2010 9:27 AM


919.this is not facebook.com
perhaps the world would be a safer place if you looked were you clicked before clicking.
Gues there will never be a shortage of stupidity.... and also properly not a good way to proteckt the rest of us
Posted by:michael rygaard | February 12, 2010 9:28 AM


920.I like how it's mostly old people who can't sign in to FB...
hm.. good plan FB. bravo.
Posted by:Courtney Clark | February 12, 2010 9:30 AM


921.Well, I think all those people have no clue because they never actually surf the web.
They started with AOL and never left the AOL provided content.
Now, with FB they search for the login because they don't know what an URL is and have no clue of bookmarking a page.
Once they are logged in FB, they spend the whole session in it and never leave.
They just don't grasp that there are other sites too. How else can you explain that they think that RWW is FB???
Browsers that are started the first time on a computer should have small tutorial program included that the user has to pass, before letting him out into the WWW.

Posted by:Nathan Brazil | February 12, 2010 9:33 AM


922.Hello, thank you for answering michael.
How do I find facebook?
You mean this is not facebook?
Has facebook moved to another country??
Posted by:Gunnarq | February 12, 2010 9:33 AM


923.login test
Posted by:tanakakawaii | February 12, 2010 9:35 AM


924.i liked the old facebook better. how do i find my friends on here?
Posted by:kevin | February 12, 2010 9:36 AM


925.HAHAHAHHAHA YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING RETARDS
Posted by:ice cube | February 12, 2010 9:38 AM


926.Where'd my Lexulous app go? This sucks.
Posted by:Dave G | February 12, 2010 9:41 AM


927.From these comments, it's no wonder why phishing schemes work on so many people!
Posted by:MattR | February 12, 2010 9:47 AM


928.I
Posted by:Jim | February 12, 2010 9:47 AM


929.Mom? Are you in here?
Posted by:billy | February 12, 2010 9:48 AM


930.Oh this is some comedy gold.
On that note, HOW I LOG IN2 FACEBACK I DONT LEIK THIS WON LOL :)
Posted by:Ian Wilk | February 12, 2010 9:50 AM


931.Do you guys know where I can get a facebook gold account?
Posted by:Andrew | February 12, 2010 9:53 AM


932.http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj51/crys77/polar-bear-face-palm_thumbnail1.jpg
that is all I have to say about this thread. Good article by the way.
Posted by:Arthur Kendrick | February 12, 2010 9:58 AM


933.I don't know what you guys are having problems with, but I logged in no problem! Once you log in there are so many cool new farmville!!! keep up the good work guys!!!
Posted by:Charlie B | February 12, 2010 9:58 AM


934.Try here for a little explainaition
http://www.squidoo.com/facebookconfused
Posted by:Rob | February 12, 2010 10:08 AM


935.You people are idiots. Fucking idiots...
Posted by:Facebook User | February 12, 2010 10:10 AM


936.Let's coin a new term, Accidental Search Engine Optimization, ASEO.
Posted by:Japort | February 12, 2010 10:10 AM


937.There is no way this many people are this retarded. This is a damn news article, you braindead simps! Not Facebook! Why would you think this is Facebook? Are you seriously googling "facebook login" to get to the page?? I hope you all do delete your Facebooks, and I hope you all take a flying leap. Idiots, all of you.
Posted by:You're all Retarded | February 12, 2010 10:12 AM


938.i just read through the comments... i don't understand how so many people that stupid managed to get online in the first place.
Posted by:deelo | February 12, 2010 10:14 AM


939.What's up with this.
1. Go to google and type msn search
2. Go to Msn search then type yahoo search
3. Go to Yahoo search and then type bing
4. Go to bing.com to see if i can get cashback at facebook
5. Search for Facebook login
6. Click on the first page that comes up (which may or may not be a porn site)
7. Then I type www.facebook.com in the address bar..
I am having a problem with number 6. Because of this I cannot move on to number 7 which actually gets me to the page :(
Posted by:Joe | February 12, 2010 10:16 AM


940.OMG WOT IZ GOINA OWRRRNN HERE LOLZZZz
Posted by:Robin-Timothy Card | February 12, 2010 10:16 AM


941.I love these comments!
Posted by:Stephen Van Dahm | February 12, 2010 10:17 AM


942.The best part of this thread is that I now have a list of people to permanently block on FB.
We had a similar thread that talked about a site offering free advice from a car mechanic. Plenty o'links, but we ended up with dozens of people posting their problems in details. We still see 1 or 2 a month.
Now someone tell me where Marketing Pilgrim went!
Posted by:George Bounacos | February 12, 2010 10:19 AM


943.Haha, retards.
Posted by:Anthonius Crane | February 12, 2010 10:21 AM


944.What's a facebook? I'm still on DOS so do I need to update my computer?
Posted by:Daniel | February 12, 2010 10:25 AM


945.I am 12 and what is this?
Posted by:Nelli | February 12, 2010 10:26 AM


946.This is fantastic. I can't believe all the idiots. Have fun using your hotmail accounts on your internet explorer. This totally made my day.
Posted by:JDizzle | February 12, 2010 10:30 AM


947.i want to join Facebook... but I can't get in. WHY NOT?
Posted by:Dianne Burke | February 12, 2010 10:30 AM


948.I want to SING ALONG TO FACEBOOK! Come one people let's all SING ALONG!
Posted by:JustChris | February 12, 2010 10:32 AM


949.Hello, Ma! I'm on the epic RWW thread :D
Posted by:mlopezca | February 12, 2010 10:36 AM


950.this is hilarious
Posted by:Meir Mikey Szarfer | February 12, 2010 10:37 AM


951.You all should be put in boxcars for processing. Go outside and throw away your computers, because you are all too stupid to use one. You should be made into dog food.
Posted by:F. Lyonwall | February 12, 2010 10:40 AM


952.This thread will go down in history, if only because it exposes the jaw-dropping cluelessness of many web users. What is really scary is that many people prefer Bebo because they find facebook too hard.
By the way RWW, you should delete the facebook signin for comments, at least for this thread.
Posted by:Ed | February 12, 2010 10:41 AM


953.Not sure I'm understanding this new Facebook deal? How do I login.
Posted by:Steve Myers | February 12, 2010 10:42 AM


954.My god you people are stupid. This is not facebook. This is an article -about- facebook.
But if you want to quit facebook (And hopefully the internet...) please do and rid us of your stupidity.
Posted by:Mia | February 12, 2010 10:42 AM


955.Not sure what everyone is complaining about, this new facebook is awesome!
Posted by:Adam Pieniazek | February 12, 2010 10:45 AM


956.For true privacy you should clean your cookies (also Flash Cookies) all the time and not have a static IP from your ISP..
Posted by:Kenia Ferien | February 12, 2010 10:46 AM


957.this is both extremely hilarious and painfully revealing...just....no. hurts my brain. thank you, RRW!!
Posted by:marisa nichole | February 12, 2010 10:47 AM


958.Email:rod4l@gmail.com
Passward: rod4pass
Log in pl0x
Posted by:Rodrigus | February 12, 2010 10:50 AM


959.wtf, where do i log in?
this new facebook sucks
Posted by:steve | February 12, 2010 10:52 AM


960.Hahaha everybody who got confused by this should probably be culled. I think it would benefit society as a whole
Posted by:Topher Lakin | February 12, 2010 10:55 AM


961.GIVE ME BACK MY FACEBOOK!
Posted by:Skeet Vessel | February 12, 2010 10:56 AM


962.OMG! We need to use this thread like an internet deer kill...take the weaklings to save the internets!!
Posted by:Derek | February 12, 2010 10:57 AM


963.I JUST WANT MY KIDS BACK
Posted by:Pat Gillen | February 12, 2010 10:59 AM


964.I'm laughing at the superior intellect. Wow.
Posted by:Elanor | February 12, 2010 11:06 AM


965.http://web.archive.org/web/19991012153204/http://goatse.cx/
online petition to bring back facebook
Posted by:Skeet Vessel | February 12, 2010 11:06 AM


966.I CANNOT LOG THE FACEBOOKS FOR TWO DAY NOW WAT IF I HAVE THE NEW FRIEND? PLEEEZEE HELP
Posted by:THIS SUCKS | February 12, 2010 11:08 AM


967.Thanks to all of the idiots posting comments, I was having a bad day until I read this, brought a great big smile to my face.
BRING BACK TEH FACEBOOKZ!1!!!111!!
Posted by:Justin | February 12, 2010 11:09 AM


968.This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen online.
Posted by:DShan | February 12, 2010 11:10 AM


969.lol, i luv how loads of ppl are saying "why cant i log in" and dont realise that this isnt facebook but a blog about it, theres tons of comments of ppl trying to log on 2 their facebook here lololol
Posted by:lololol | February 12, 2010 11:11 AM


970.HA HA HA!! Seriously?? Ha ha ha, these comments are killing me !!
Posted by:eva | February 12, 2010 11:12 AM


971.IM GOING BACK TO MYSPACE WHOS WITH ME!
Posted by:Skeet Vessel | February 12, 2010 11:13 AM


972.Amazing stupidity displayed here. If you think this page is facebook, congratulations, you are a barely functioning retard.
Posted by:nikki | February 12, 2010 11:16 AM


973.It's so painful to read the hideously idiotic comments on previous pages. What planet are these people from? It's very sad. I hope you've all come back to read what asses you are.
Posted by:un-nown | February 12, 2010 11:18 AM


974.You people are literally retarded, I hope all of you fucking idiots that were too dull to check the URL die of the worst cancer this world has to offer, then I hope your children suffer and die before they have a chance to breed and give birth to more fucking morons. Filthy fucking morons
Posted by:lulz | February 12, 2010 11:18 AM


975.i am no moron. I am an intellectual and have my masters Don't be stupid If you change he system please have the integrity to explain the "modus operandi" Don' treat us as stupid just because you can not explain the system. I need to log in to-night. Kindly sort this out and thank you in anticipation
Posted by:john | February 12, 2010 11:19 AM


976.WTF? Bring back my Faycebook!! LOLZ. I hate that they keeep changing it. Please give me my friend feed bak.
Posted by:WHOO | February 12, 2010 11:19 AM


977.Nice job guys! Friendster is finally making a comeback with this new design!
Posted by:vitriolix | February 12, 2010 11:20 AM


978.I just came for the punch and the pie.
Posted by:Jose Gonzalez | February 12, 2010 11:20 AM


979.Moron is actually the correct term...yes, you.
Posted by:lfamoao | February 12, 2010 11:20 AM


980.I have absolutely nothing useful to add other than I am now a part of interweb history! Computards for teh winz!
Posted by:Ariel | February 12, 2010 11:25 AM


981.I have nothing useful to add other than I am now a part of interweb history.
Computards for teh winz!
Posted by:Ari | February 12, 2010 11:27 AM


982.RWW,
Thank you for confusing the hell out of all these morons. This amused me greatly, and you are definitely in the running for winning the internet this week. Congratulations.
Posted by:Facebook User | February 12, 2010 11:27 AM


983.While this is quite easily the funniest thing I've seen in a while, it is at the same time extremely depressing. Do you think the internet has done this to the human race, or have we just always been this moronic? I do not find it an unfounded fear that--despite even our most obvious advances in technology, science, and medicine--true literacy throughout the world may already be well into decline. At any rate, I am sorry about your article, Mr. Melanson; sadly it appears as though there is only a relative handful of people out there who actually read it.
Posted by:Benjamin C. Wellman | February 12, 2010 11:28 AM


984.This is the best thing. Thanks for the schadenfreude gang.
Posted by:Internet Superstar | February 12, 2010 11:28 AM


985.first!!11111
Posted by:Major Lee Awesome | February 12, 2010 11:28 AM


986.this might be the funniest shit i have ever seen... EVER..
Like most of the users i end up supporting who type urls into a web browser...
and @975.. no your actually a moron... keep telling yourself your smart.
Posted by:ROFL | February 12, 2010 11:30 AM


987.So, do now do you believe in the iPads future ? Login troubles ? Just click the purdy Facebook icon with yer finga!
Posted by:Panamajack | February 12, 2010 11:36 AM


988.On a slow work day, this is the funniest diversion I've had yet. Some of the userpics of these confused individuals add to the hilarity.
Posted by:Aaron M | February 12, 2010 11:36 AM


989.These comments are hysterical.
Posted by:Facebook User | February 12, 2010 11:37 AM


990.@975 Putting big words in quotes that you found on thesaurus.com does not make you an intellectual. You are an idiot. I shudder at the school that would give you any kind of degree such as a masters. I would imagine that the only piece of paper you received from college is your employee of the month paper for being the best of the janitorial staff.
Posted by:Joe | February 12, 2010 11:39 AM


991.. . . got to this page via Fark.com. This has got to be the best comment thread ever, and I only got to page 8 so far. Thanks for the LOLs, RWW!
Posted by:kamylienne | February 12, 2010 11:40 AM


992.are you people all fucking retarded this isnt facebook its a fucking web blog
Posted by:whiskey tango | February 12, 2010 11:47 AM


993.The sort of people that have had trouble are the same people that keep me in work, bless 'em
Posted by:Facebook User | February 12, 2010 11:48 AM


994.YOU ARE ALL IDIOTS.
Posted by:Kelly Mitchell | February 12, 2010 11:50 AM


995.Hmm www.eggfart.buttfuck led me to this page but I just want to log in to my facebook
someone please help me
Posted by:Skeet Vessel | February 12, 2010 11:51 AM


996.BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! XD ROFLMAO!!! XD This is too too funny, look at all those old people trying to log in to ASSFACE mixed in with a couple of blond young people. EPIC FAIL on them all. PWNED! Farmville addict users are a bunch of retarded losers! YOUTWEETFACE! RWW FTW!
Posted by:Youtweetface | February 12, 2010 11:53 AM


997.First the man on the bus asks me if I have stairs in my house and now you people change facebook
UNREAL
Janice get the dog WE MOVING
Posted by:Herbet G. Goonier | February 12, 2010 11:57 AM


998.This is a load of 'bollocks'!! How the 'fuck' does one login!?
Posted by:Carol White | February 12, 2010 11:57 AM


999.i would like to join facebook
Posted by:zazi | February 12, 2010 11:57 AM


1000.I'm confused. I just want to log into my facebooks. I typed log in and I came here. Obviously since this is the only way to enter the Facebooks, you have broken the internet. Who's gonna manage my farm now??? How'm I gonnna know what 80's cartoon character best matches my love life?? Damn it ReadWriteWeb... who gave you the right?
This better get fixed before my iPad comes in.
Posted by:Mike | February 12, 2010 11:59 AM


1001.How do you get Facebooks website?
Posted by:theycallmetally | February 12, 2010 11:59 AM


1002.You motherfuckers, type www.facebook.com into your address bar (it's at the top of the browser). Holy crap.
Posted by:NeoGaf Automaton | February 12, 2010 12:00 PM


1003.Wait, this isn't facebook?
Posted by:Codesquid | February 12, 2010 12:00 PM


1004.This is just plain ridiculous . There are people trying to get on to face book and other people seem to be trying to make a mockery of them. There are more replies since I last tried and I suppose I have to go along with reply 458 which seems to offer some hope. I have my visa card here and I don't want every Tom Dick and Harry to be looking at it so I will give it in stages My first name is John and I have found the 3 digit number on the back which is 749 The first 4 numbers on the front are7156 and the last 4 are 3899. I am not giving you my surname at this stage nor the middle 8 numbers in case they would fall into the wrong hands. The exp date on the front is may 2010 but it does not state which day in May so I only hope that will not be a problem. Also I keep my credit limit low so that it can not be mis used at a really odd number namely 1101 euro. Perhaps someone on facebook would contact me privately as to be honest I am nervous and would prefer to give the surname and missing numbers in some other way. Finally any useful help would be appreciated, not rude comments John
Posted by:john | February 12, 2010 12:00 PM


1005.i tried logging in
this new facebook is no good
Posted by:Rudiger | February 12, 2010 12:02 PM


1006.Unbelievable...
You facebook users make youtube comments look insightful!
I weep for humanity.
-dave-
Posted by:dave | February 12, 2010 12:02 PM


1007.You people are literally retarded, I hope all of you fucking idiots that were too dull to check the URL die of the worst cancer this world has to offer, then I hope your children suffer and die before they have a chance to breed and give birth to more fucking morons. Filthy fucking morons
Posted by:c0ckmaster | February 12, 2010 12:04 PM

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